Rick needs a whammbulance

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Posted: Sun Oct 27, 2013 10:11 pm

This is long but I thought I'd share the whole conversation.
Poor Rick got stuck in Africa unprepared with enough money to pay his expenses. He wasn't willing to fill out all the WU paperwork and wants the funds to come to him without it. KM is always annoyed at his laziness.

Rick : Hello
KM: what's up?
Rick : Bad
Rick : Worst infact
KM: why?
Rick : Why ask me why
Rick : Am stocked in africa
Rick : I need to pay the hotel bills I owe before I leave
Rick : Am miserable
Rick: Am embarrassed
Rick : I hate my self each day
Rick : I trusted you
KM: I gave you what you needed and you refused to follow through on it
KM: so you could have had what you needed by now
KM: so I don't feel sorry for you
Rick : Have what
Rick : I did all I could
KM: that's a lie
KM: you had paperwork to fill it and you didn't do it
KM: money all ready to go and you wouldn't do the minimum to get it
KM: you are lazy and that is why you are where you are now
Rick : I begged you
Rick : I suffer for shit I didn't expect just because you don't trust me
Rick : I know you never wanted to help me
Rick : Rather you lied to me
Rick : Am not lazy
Rick : You are wicked
Rick : I hate the day I trusted you
KM: wicked? wicked?
KM: you are a lazy ass who didn't plan for a trip
Rick : How
Rick : I did that
KM: so why are you here? to tell me how horrible you feel and boo hoo to me?
KM: poor Rick whhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Rick : I just needed just few money
Rick : That won't cost me anything to pay back
Rick : But you thought I was a scam
Rick: You didn't believe me from the onset
KM: no WU requires that paperwork and you know it
KM: I've told you that over and over and over
KM: you just don't get it
Rick : That paperwork is nonsense
Rick : You did it
KM: I did what?
Rick: It's so unusual
Rick : You made them send it
KM: I'm a busy business woman. How would I come up with official paperwork
Rick : You know the hotel manager won't sign it
KM: Oh yeah, I called up a company and forced them to send me something they require
KM: you are soooo funny
Rick : You know africans are cruel
KM: How would I know that? am I there? have I ever been there?
Rick : And you expect me to persuade someone that doesn't know me to fill such form
KM: you were so unprepared for that trip
KM: and you expect me, someone who barely knows you, to give you money
Rick : Now am stucked here
KM: and so, out of the goodness of my heart, I send it to you and all you do is complain about it
Rick: I cry everyday
KM: whaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh
Rick : I've never trusted anyone like I did for you
Rick : But you let me down
KM: I don't know how you turn someone helping you into someone not helping you
KM: you don't understand help
Rick : If you wanted to help me,you will
Rick: Western union shouldn't have sent such to me if you told them you knew who I was and trusted me
KM: are you going to keep saying that? I did say I knew you
KM: it is based on where the money is being sent, not on the person
KM: they have to deal with so many scammers it's something they have to do
Rick : Tell them to take off the paper work
Rick : You make them do so
KM: you could have given me a bank account to send the money but no, you want Western Union
Rick : It's your money and you should have a say
KM: the hotel would have the money if they gave the account to have it wired to
KM: it doesn't work like that at all
Rick : What bank account
Rick : How do I get one
KM: you have never wired money from the US if you think that
KM: the hotel has an account
KM: they do business all the time, wire payments, receive payments
KM: hey could have the money by now
Rick : The manager refused
KM: then he refuses to get paid
Rick : He refused a lot from me cause he was hiding something
Rick : I told you
Rick : Am the one suffering it now
KM: is it a private hotel or a branch?
Rick : I've not eaten for days
Rick : Am dying
Rick : Just a small hotel in a village
Rick : It's so local
KM: well there's your problem
KM: either they trust or they don't get paid
KM: why don't you sneak out in the middle of the night?
Rick : I told you all this before
Rick : Where do I sneak to
Rick : I don't know anywhere
Rick : Am scared
KM: you were not prepared to travel to that country
KM: you deserve to suffer for your ignorance
KM: and your inability to act
Rick : Can you do something for me now
KM: if I go back through Western Union, they will send the paperwork again
KM: that is a guarantee
Rick : Force them
Rick : Tell them you are desperate
Rick : Try
KM: IT IS A LARGE COMPANY
Rick : I know
KM: you ask me to do something with a large company and you won't even work with a small local hotel
KM: you are not a man
KM: you are a mouse
Rick : Tell them the person is stucked and you need the money to get here immediately
Rick : I am a man
KM: it is a large company. They don't do that
Rick : Just do what I asked you
KM: you don't understand business at all. You need some lessons
KM: I don't have to do anything
KM: you are an arrogant ass
KM: you refuse to help yourself
Rick : Fine
Rick : Get lost
Rick : I hate you
Rick : Leave me
KM: you contacted me!
KM: you are a stupid ass
Rick : You are wicked and heartless
KM: why would I consider you someone to be with
Rick : Your entire family are stupid
KM: you are an embarrasment
Rick : You are gonna die
Rick: I promise you
Rick : I will do a spiritual power for you
Rick : Very soon
KM: well I am old and gray and your bones are dust in the wind
Rick : You will regret knowing someone like me
Rick : Soon
KM: you do that voodoo that you do so well
KM: ooooooooooooooo
KM: so scary
Rick : Just don't worry
KM: why don't you use that voodoo on the hotel manager and make him believe your bill is paid up
Rick You are gonna hate me.
Rick : Soon as I am out of here,am gonna make u beg and suffer before you die
KM:I am laughing so hard at you
Rick : Bye forever ghost
KM: whahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
KM: then I will haunt you forever

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21155

You have a treasure there SP! He has much more anger left in him. Too bad you can't replace that with logic. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a hankering for a whaaaaaaamburger and some French cries!

Posted: Sun Oct 27, 2013 10:54 pm

Don't let him go so easily..I like it and need more. Please send the whammbulance:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rnKlIkBNaks

Posted: Sun Oct 27, 2013 11:22 pm

I'm certain he will be back for more. Very Happy

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

Most excellent! Thumbs up

Posted: Sun Oct 27, 2013 11:55 pm

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_leoGYAeiH44/TJAZDFP7LKI/AAAAAAAALfk/ZpNY4Xq_kUk/s1600/610x-1.jpg

Love it

Posted: Mon Oct 28, 2013 12:39 am

Great results! You didn't burn the bait, you just told him he's a loser.

Posted: Mon Oct 28, 2013 11:02 am

Quote:

KM: why don't you use that voodoo on the hotel manager and make him believe your bill is paid up

He will soon be back, whinging and moaning...

Posted: Mon Oct 28, 2013 2:17 pm

[quote="The Monsignor"][quote]KM: why don't you use that voodoo on the hotel manager and make him believe your bill is paid up [/quote] Laughing

He will soon be back, whinging and moaning...[/quote]

If that does not work he could dial 1-800-Wahaaaaaaaaaa for some
sympathy-or look it up in a dickshunary-----its right between shit
and syphillis

Posted: Mon Jan 06, 2014 1:41 am

He's baaaaaaaaackk:

Quote:

Rick: You brought this pain and shame to me
K: no I didn't
you brought it on yourself
have you done nothing but create more bills for yourself?
Rick: You never sent the money to me
Rick: You are a liar
K:you are handsome- I'm sure some woman would have paid to have sex with you for good money
Rick: You played me
K: No honey
you didn't get the paperwork completed to get the money
it was that simple
Rick: Lie
K: so what do you need now?
Rick :If you are gonna help me,you do so
Rick :Show you care
Rick :Then I will believe you did
Rick :Paying you back is never my problem
K:so once again, how much do you need now?
and what are you going to do for me if I send you money?
just a thank you?
Rick :What do you want me to do for you
Shocked

Editing but you can guess the contents
Let's Make a Deal
Rick:Am good at making sweet love
K: that sounds great
Rick:You know how handsome I am
K: are you good at it?
tell me how good?
Rick:Is that what you want
K: yes, you are good and hot
Rick: Is that what you've always wanted
more than once too
Rick :Then you should have said that
Rick :Why beat around the bush
Shocked

K: well I had more time to think about it
I had forgotten how good looking you are
and it's been a long dry spell for me
Rick :Ok

Quote:

Rick :Now how much are you offering me
K: I have no idea what you need
Rick :Don't ask me to mention
Rick :You tell me
K: a million?
Rick :Wow
K: $5
somewhere in between
Rick:You can be serious cause I know you are not being real again
Rick :Same way you alway get to joke with me
Rick :Am not turning down sex with you
Rick:But you can't just offer me $5 million just for sex
Rick:Am no kid
Rick Bradley:Don't toy with me
K: you want me to guess how much money you need?
and I didn't say $5 million
Rick :I want you to tell me how much you offer me
Rick :A sincere amount
K: I said between $5 and a million
$100
Rick:Am not a beggar and am not that poor
Rick :I need $4500
K: holy shit!!
really?

Posted: Mon Jan 06, 2014 2:18 am

Rick is all set that Western Union is the only way, even though he refused to do the paperwork last go round. New day, new chat.
He has tried demanding everything from nude pictures to a phone call

Quote:

Rick:I wanna know if you are not a ghost
K:you don't need to hear my voice
I gave him my K7 number but apparently he doesn't read well
K:what a joke
K:a ghost?
ha that's so funny
my terms, not yours
K:I don't like giving my phone number out to twerps
Ki:you would call and bug me and I couldn't call you back
K:do you have any info for me today? bank account if I choose to be nice and helpful?
lloving and kind
Rick:So when do I send you the WU details
K:I ain't using WU
K:don't you kknow the NSA is tracking international transactions now?
K:I don't need someone tracking me like I'm some terriorist or giving money to one
Rick:That's the only way
Jan 05 6:09 PM
Rick :I don't think I know any other I can go with
K:you make a lot of demands
K:you need to find another way
K:use your head a little before you use your tongue and
Rick:I just told you all I could do
Rick :If u want,you could split the cash and send it twice
K:well how are you gonna get the money then?
K:it's not that
K:how about a package?
K:I have a good courier here I could use Laughing

Quote:

K:are now asking for almost $5K and that demands a better sense of how
bank account
find someone to help you and you give them a fee
come on, use your fucking head for once
Rick :I don't have anyone
Rick:Don't you get
Rick:I lost all my contact
K:you've been there all this time and you don't have any friends?
Rick:Nobody can help me
K:don't you use deodarent?
don't you shower?
if you owe someone money, they can find a way to help you get the money you need to pay the money
seriously
you need to go back to school and take some business classes
and never travel again
Rick:Hahahahahahaha
Rick:You are funny
Rick:I just told you I can only provide a WU
Rick:That's all I could do
Rick :Don't force it on me
Ki:then you're SOL
K:do you know what that means?
Rick:What
K:shit out of luck
Rick:Hahahahahahahaha
Rick :Thank you
Rick :Guess you are done insulting me
K:no problem
Rick: So what do you say
K: nope I'm never done doing that
R: Do I send the WU details
K:I can't send money via WU
told you that over and over and over and over
I think the heat has affected your head
Rick :Ok
Rick:I got nothing else to say
Kimbra :me either
Rick:I can't do the impossible dear
K:get a bank account
then I can get you the money and a plane ticket to PleasureTown
Rick Bradley:Sorry I don't have a bank account and I can't force it

Quote:

K:til we talk again
dinner for me
Rick:Ok
Rick:Bye
K:bye Ricky Ricardo
Rick : Smile

Rick:By my friend

Normally I'm going to push for only bank accounts. But since Rick is insistent on needing cash fast, and refuses, I think a couple of wasted trips to MoneyGram may be in order. Hopefully this will totally tick off his new money mule Very Happy

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