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Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

Thank you so much for saying that! I am keeping myself only for you. You will be very happy and I will make sure of it!

I am going to have some painters come in to paint our bedroom shiny pink for you. Do you want nice pink sheets too? We can pick out some art too and you will love
my place so much! Is there anywhere special in America you want to see? Except for me LOL

Sweetie, the song you need to start working on right away is here: (removed)

You can download an mp3 here: (removed)

At the bottom of this email are the song lyrics you need to study. You need to get this done kind of quick now because (removed) has seen some applicants in some place called Benin and he said if you don't come through, he's going to hire 2 guys from there if you don't get your recording done in time. I want you to get this opportunity so we can be together.

I'm kind of busy all day now because of all these changes in my career, but if you need (removed) email address, just email my boss at (a .com email addy) and in the subject line put "(removed) candidate". One of her secretaries will check her inbox and write back to you.

Oh, my sweetheart, I am so sorry I did not make time for you for speaking on the phone. I just don't know why I'm always so busy. But if you want to talk, I'm available on Saturdays. My phone number is (baiter phone)

Darling, I am so excited for us! I am going to make sure everything is perfect for you!
Please write soon.
I love you.

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Babes thanks for all this and your effort over this issue, i will never let you down as for the muzik i will work on that but how would you get it

I am interested in You

Ugh. He requires babysitting.

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

My Rap Star,

My love, I am so happy to hear you will be working on this. It is the beginning of your career and every one here wants you to succeed.

Are you asking me how you need to submit your recording? That depends on what you are using to video yourself singing. Are you using
a video camera? I'll ask (removed)'s people how to do that.

Work hard at this, let them see your personality. Don't be afraid to show them some of your dance moves. They like originality and really
want someone who is over the top.

I love you so much. I will check my email throughout the day for your replies.

Kisses!

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My Gold My Diamond My Angle

I have heard all you said and i will work on them and i assure you that i will not mess up

Posted: Fri Oct 04, 2013 7:36 pm

This is going to be good! I can't wait to see how this plays out.

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My Gold My Diamond My Angle

Your heart must be all aflutter Wink

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

^I felt a bit obtuse.

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

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Babes i Love you more than everything you can think of i will always keep my self ready for you

My wonderful man! I love you too!
How was your weekend? Are you ready to submit your audition?
I ordered your shiny pink paint and the workmen are going to have our love nest ready for us very soon.
I also got real big fluffy pink pillows and beautiful bed linens. I want you to be comfortable!

I love you so much, you make my heart go bump bump bump real fast.

Kisses!

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

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Yes i am and i want to know how to summit it

Annnd now I need help.

Posted: Mon Oct 07, 2013 5:41 pm

Can he upload it to youtube and send you the link?

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

I just sent him a bunch of info on how to upload or how to zip it and email it. Normally when he gets this much info he goes quiet for a few days.

We'll see what he does.

Posted: Mon Oct 07, 2013 6:51 pm

This is going to be sooooo good!

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

Oh I'm so happy! They'll be so proud of me for finding you!!!

Sweetie, did you record yourself yet? What type of media did you use? Video? Phone?

Let me know and I'll email <hidden for now> people.

I love you!!!

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I used Phone my Love

He has the video, but can't seem to work out how to get it from his phone to the computer.

Posted: Tue Oct 08, 2013 4:47 pm

He better before those Benin guys swoop in on his deal!!

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

^I'll give him a gentle reminder on Monday.

Not much progress this week. I only got his usual

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Okay i will do that

I am interested in You

I've instructed him on how to download his video to computer. This may take years.

Posted: Wed Oct 16, 2013 7:20 pm

Any news from Nigeria's latest rap star? Surely he can't still be having problems uploading his vid!

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

He doesn't get computer time on Wednesdays or Fridays.

I felt my character didn't have much character so I decided to give her some problems.

My love,

I wonder how you are doing. I had some bad news today. One of my very dear friends was injured in a horrible car accident.
The doctors won't let me visit her yet until her family gets there. I'm so upset. I can't remember when the last time I told her
how much I appreciate her was. God, I hope she doesn't die.

I don't know if I ever told you how happy I am that you are in my life. I appreciate you. I really do.
I just wanted to tell you that. I don't ever want anything ever bad to happen to you ever. I would die.

Love,
Your Mary Kate

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You are the jy of my life and i will always bless the day you meet me

He does this crap when he doesn't know what to do.

My love,

My friend is doing much better. They let me visit her at the hospital. I hope she continues to do better.

I was called into my bosses office today. is going to hire those 2 singers in Benin if you don't get your audition sent in right away.
I was hoping I could get you placed as his new talent but I don't know that you care about it.

Let me know what to tell them. I will lose my finders fee for this. It's ok though. It's not the money I want, it's you..

Love you always!
Your Mary Kate

I'll call him this weekend if he gets stuck in his auto reply bullshit.

Posted: Wed Oct 16, 2013 10:48 pm

Nothing in the producer's mailbox.

Posted: Wed Oct 16, 2013 11:04 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETN9eNOA6vw

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21155

^^^Good to see you back OP!

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

OSCAR!!!!

Missed ya!

Posted: Wed Oct 16, 2013 11:49 pm

Thanx Gang!

Yup I'm back but can't figure out how to get Scammers to respond to me anymore...okay just Funning as I've got a new Lena on the hook, a Senegalese Baby wanting me to give her some loving and to top it off Bobby/Jenny just told me to Eff OOf yet again.

It's Good to be back from Da Nort!!!!

Posted: Thu Oct 17, 2013 9:02 am

Dude, we missed you and your musical baiting! Get your ears back on!

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

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My love top be honest i am not good in rap, so try and seek for another good job for me

My love,
Here we listen to the spoken word, not song. Speaking the words and music playing in the background is what is looking for.

I can try to find you something else, but I know you would be perfect for . I think maybe you lack confidence.
Would you like him to email you?

Anyway, if you want to do something else I will make it happen. Anything to get you here to me!

Sweetie, what is your phone number. I should love to speak with you this weekend.
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Love you always!
Your Mary Kate

Posted: Fri Oct 18, 2013 12:33 am

Un-hunh... So I guess when he said he had a vid to upload he was lying... Oh wait, of course he was!! Smile

Posted: Fri Oct 18, 2013 12:51 am

This simply will not do! Aww F*ckin Jeeze AM SAD!!!! Sh*t!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXNqEURmKtA

PLEEEEEZE Break him of his Stage Fright and give the Gentle Reader what they really needs; Jizzy J, Jack A Lope, The Notorious L.A.D., Chump Daddy, Sir Wanks O Lot, Piggy Smalls, The Inane Clown Pussy, Cling Rap, Mayor McSleeeze, Jake Da Snake, Jack Sh*t... Wait I got it: Jack A Khan!

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

I'm going to do what I can to get that video, it's such a great song too...he has to do it. HE.JUST.HAS.TO!

edit

SIR WANKS A LOT Laughing

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

From my dot.com addy:

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Dear Sir,

I have been contacted by your agent, Ms. Hilton. She states you do not feel you are any good at rap music.
Please note that even if you are not selected you will still get paid for your audition video.
Payment of up to $2,000.00 for your expenses regarding submission for your video will be released once it has been viewed. Please remember to submit your expense report to your agent once the audition has been sent.

On a personal note, many of our rap musicians have no talent. Yet they are making top dollar in today's market.

Sincerely,

That'll learn him!

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