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Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

Got this one on tagged.

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Greeting To You My Dear. I wish the air you breathing to be light of joy in your heart and to overwhelm you with excessive happiness always. was passing by where by i came across your precious profile which was very delighted to my dignity ...am new to this site it will be one of my greatest pleasure to hear from you soon..... May your day be of joy and happiness and may today increase the brightness of more joy in your life. i'm John C by name i'm from Germany i'm a sailor work in the sea i work in spain i will like you and i to chat so that we can get to know more about our self thanks and god bless

wow, you are so romantical! you seem really smart and hope we know each other more better!

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thanks very much for accepting me as your friend i have no brother no sister i lost my wife in a car accident some years back but i have a son of 13 years of age am 56 years of age so tell me what kind of work do you work are you married do you have kids which country are you from

oh so sad a story my goodness. horrible how people die in car accidents. so sad!
i am not married, i had a bastard child out of wedlock so the church took him and raised him
i live in USA
and I work at a senior care center taking care of old grumpy people

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

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well not bad my son name is mark you know like i told you am a sailor working in the sea so he school in other country """" well if you don.t mind do you have yahoo Messenger ID so we can add our self and start chatting well

i don't have the yahoo anymore. it got hacked and it won't let me open a new account.

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so tell me do you have a man in your life now because you really look so beautiful

i have no man and you are so nice to call me beautiful!

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thanks very much so tell me do you have a Facebook account

oh gosh no, i couldnt figure out the facesbook. i have a gmail account, is email ok?

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

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well you know am not always here but am always on yahoo or Facebook and you really look so nice and i really want you and i to be more than friends what do you think about that

ok, bye

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why my dear are you angry

sorry I'm not angry. We just won't be able to communicate because i don't yahoo or facebook. mamma always said never let a guy talk you into doing something you dont wanna do or you coulld end up pregnant or with syphillis

Posted: Mon Oct 07, 2013 12:50 am

Odd, most people in their 50's don't chat. At least those that I know, they're not hip to all the latest social media sites.

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

^words from a yungon Wink

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nice words from mama
well sorry if that makes you get angry so can we start chatting now

well she was right. i got pregnant. but i didn't get the syphillis

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hmm but that is not the end of your life because you still look like a young of 20 years of age

wow, you are nice
i am 48
thanks

Posted: Mon Oct 07, 2013 12:55 am

I haven't been called a yungon is 25 years, I love you Very Happy

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

Awwww, first compliment is free. I get nicer when free beer is available.

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wow then if i was you i will always give thanks to god every day of my life you know you look so beautiful wow
so tell me do you have any man in your life now

no man except my great uncle stanley, he lives in the apartment above the garage

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ohh i see and will a beautiful woman like you want to have a man in your life again
because you are the type of woman that all men will want to have as wife

wow, i feel so hot. thank you

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you know a woman of your type is very hard to find you know you are one in a million

no one ever said that to me before. thank you

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

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so my angel please don.t be angry with me i you don.t mind can i ask you a question

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i know that a woman like you there is nothing you need any more again that a man can give to you but i most say that a woman like you needs a honest and caring man that will get married to and so that the too of you can stay together as husband and wife forever and grow old together as husband and wife forever what if i may ask will you like to have a man in your life again

i actually would love to have a man in my life

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ohh i see that is nice
so tell me what if i ask of your hand in married will you like to have a man like me again in your life

oh my gosh, that is so sudden!

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

My profile pic looks like a 60 year old crack whore who got hit in the face with a frying pan several times, and that's on a good day.

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yes you know to love and like some body it takes only a mins not years or month

oh gosh. i'll look at engagement rings.
you'll propose to me in person when you get here?

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but the only way it will start from here

huh?

ok

what's your email addy?

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dr.scammy scammer

you are a doctor?

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sailor i just like to called that name

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

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are you still there

oh yes, sorry.

I'm actually baiting another rodent on this site who's listed at scamwarners, but he is slow as molasses in January.

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so what where you doing

washing dishes after my dinner. my little dog wants to help lol

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why did you not let me know you keep me so worried

you are so sweet to worry!

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so my dear tell me you know i ask you if you will like to have a man like me in your life because i most say that i think am in love with you

oh i would love to have YOU in my life. i would cherish you forever

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

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wow you know with all this your sweet world you make me go crazy

I'll even call you doctor!

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wow nice
but there is a problem you know i have a son of 13 years of age will you love him the way you will love me

Anyone remember dougnut's parental advice? I have to find that bait...

do you think he will accept me?
perhaps i can write to him

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yes he is a very good and nice littel boy you know he is always crying that he needs a mother in his life

oh poor thing! i'll do my best to fill her shoes.

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

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and now that i have you i know that he will be very happy to have you as his mother my love

i'll do my best1

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ohh thanks very much honey and i promise that i will always love you with all my life and heart forever

i promise i will do my very best for you and him

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ohh honey am crying now because i have waited all this years for a woman like you and see how you cam into my life do you believe that today is my first day of been here

Don't call him pussy boy, don't call him pussy boy...

oh my goodness, i don't want you to cry.

There, I didn't call him pussy boy.

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

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you know that you have a heart of gold

sweetie, i have to take my little dog outside for 5 minutes , i will be right back and YOU are the one with a heart of gold!

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yes honey i will be waiting for you let me have some coffee before you will come back ok honey

He sent those silly heart emoticons

aww those are cute. I'm logging off soon, can I send you an email? and to your son as well? my email address is baiteraddy

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ohh ok in will send you email with some of my photo

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so can i give you my son number now so that you will call and text him tell him that you are his mother

oh i don't have one of those text phones. i'm bettter with emails if that is ok with you

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

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you know he is in school know problem ok

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so thanks for all your time to me i really love it and i promise to always love you forever with all my life

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kiss for you honey

I forgot about him since the other rodent came online.

you are the sweetest person! kiss you too.

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you know as soon as am out of the sea am coming to meet you so that we get married and start living as husband and wife forever

oh my goodness! i'm going to practice doing make up and my hair so i can look perfect for you

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honey you know am a very honest man when i say am in love with you am not in love with your face or your body but am in love with your heart because your body and face will grow old one day but your heart will never grow old

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so i love your heart more than every other thing

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

i love your heart too!

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thanks very much for all the love that you have for me i promise that i will always love you same too as my wife

i will promise you that too on our wedding day! kisses!

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thanks very much honey

Here come's the question

wait for it

wait for it

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so my love tell me do you have a car and a house of your own

There it is.

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

i have my own car and it is paid in full. i have my own house, it used to be my mom's but she lives in the retirement home now.

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ohh ok honey am trying to send you my photo but the email you gave me is wrong email so send me email now so that i can reply you back with my photo ok honey

Woo Hoo! I answered correctly!

Posted: Mon Oct 07, 2013 2:15 am

Holy crap! All this in 2 hours?

Posted: Mon Oct 07, 2013 2:29 am

[quote="Ginger Lee"]

Anyone remember dougnut's parental advice? I have to find that bait...

GL the thread"Donut" starts 3-3-11. It was that thread that got me started on this site. There were times that I laughed so hard I couldn't see through the tears!!!

Oh"yougon"? is that like klingon??

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

@SBAH-there's more but I got tired of copy and pasting. He's a fast mover.

@Kaptin-I freakin' love that bait! Thanks for the date on that, I have to reread it. Yungon is young one or as my goofy relatives say, wane (wee one).

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21155

Bad Mother is one of my favorites by Phil. http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=198974&highlight=mother One of the reasons I took more to this side of the nuthouse.

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

We need more Doughnut! Love that character.

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When I am with you, I feel alive. You bring to me a happiness that no one else ever could. You bring to me a love I have never known before. I could not imagine what my life would be like without you. You have touched my heart in ways no one could ever comprehend. I love being with you and I want to spend the rest of my life with you.

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this is some of my photo honey do you have photo send me some ok honey i love to see your photo my love

I'm still working on his stolen photos, can't seem to locate the original source.

Thankyou my lovely doctor!

I have only one pic on my computer and i'll attach it.
I uploaded all my pictures on the new cloud thingy here:
my.pic.upload.com/

You are so handsome!

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

He sent more messages on tagged, I'm moving him to email.

Goodmorning my handsome man,

I hope you are ok with emails, I do like this much more better.

I was thinking last night and I think it is important that I email your son. You know how difficult it is for young people and schools now have all
the kids up on the internets. It's the way of the future.

Please do forward to me his email address so I can properly communicate with him.

Lovingly yours,

Your lovely wife

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Thanks very much honey

you know i did not sleep all night i was thinking about how you came into my life and it really makes me so happy
well honey i most say to you again that for this love and happiness that you have brought to my life i will always
make you a happy woman for all the rest of your life and i will promise that i will be the best of husband to you
in this world you know that now that i have you in my life am now a happy man all what is remain now is for
me to live my work and come to meet you so that we get married and start living as husband and wife forever

once again thanks honey i love you so much

here is the email of our son ([email protected]) his phone number is (+233545458285) and his name is (Mark)

he is schooling in Ghana military school

honey i am going to work now but i will come back to chat with you my love when you come online send me message and i will reply you
you are always in my heart and you will always be forever i love you so much thanks to you my lovely wife""

From Your Husband John Cliff