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Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

^Genius! Rapping cooking show.

Posted: Tue Sep 24, 2013 11:11 am

Whooda Thunk it?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AwQGA6O1CkU

Posted: Tue Sep 24, 2013 3:02 pm

^^^ That's perfect!! Maybe he can get some of his lad buddies to join in.

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

Nice youtube find, reminds me of my relatives.

My love,

I am so happy you wrote today. I was feeling so lonely. You totally brightened up my day.
I would love for you to cook! This makes me happy. I am also glad you are ok with <graphic sexual content removed>. I want you sexually satisfied and happy.
Especially since all the girls here are going to want you and I can't have that. You are mine.

Love you!

Quote:

My Gold My World My heaven.

Sometimes i feel if GOD has planned that we will be together and build things for better which which time i read your mail i feel the man in me and be happy.

You made me know that Love leaves for those that believe and keep honest to their self.

I love you my World

I am interested in You

Working on a side project for this bait, I have to keep him in a holding pattern for now.

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

Hello my love!
You emailed at the perfect time, it's like we are truly connected.
I had just a moment at work where I took a break and decided to check my email, I love your words and I love you.
Know that someone here loves you so much. I have these pictures for you to look at so you can tell me if I am an
acceptable future wife for you. It is important in my culture that a woman look fit and fine for her man. It is with hope
that I am acceptable for you.
I know I'm not perfect, but hopefully I'm perfect for you.
I love you!
Kate

Quote:

I must say that GOD is not a baby ...he knows wat i like and things i love he gave you to me in a platter of gold.

My love i don't know why you chose me out of millions of men, i guess GOD knows and he is the maker, babes looking at your pix i felt loved again after many years of heart break and also i want to know if this is really you, sorry maybe i may sound rude but don't see it as that because i am already in love and i don't want to love when at the ending it appears that it is not whom i am in love with, because i have been deceived once by one Germany lady not knowing it is a fellow man like me whom is using me and at the end he took my $5,000 which has affected my business today.

My love is true this pix i am seeing is truly you i must confuses that i can not afford to lose you because you are the Miss World of my time and the best lady so far, also as for this pix i am seeing now i must say that i moved my manhood and made me feel as if i am with you now to give it to you hard and make you scream my name and feel the skies and oceans.

Love is strong yet delicate It can be broken To truly love is to understand this
To be in love is to respect this For all those times you stood by me, It's hard to tell your mind to stop loving someone when your heart still does.

The fate of love is that it is always too little or too much, but i want you to know that will live my life with you want We never know how this closeness has started. We will never know how it would end. But whatever happens, when our closeness is gone, I will never forget how you made me smile once in a while

* Smile

happy*

lovestruck

Thanks Yours Love.
Frank Emma

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

Dear Idiot

I don't think you get me at all. I'm not your mugu. I presented an opportunity for employment for you as well as my heart.
What bothers me is you are taking me for a fool.
I thought you were different. This is why my boss won't send you an application. She knew you were a yahoo boi.
We have may Nigerians that work for us, so we understand your game.

Your format sucks by the way.

Not yours anymore,
Kate

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My Love, please i dont want you to see me as bad person.

I never asked you for money, nor did i insult you...i only said my mind that i hope you are real thats what i said so how come you called me a yahoo boi i dont like that words it is an insult to me, if you want to know me very well you can hire a private investigation officer to monitor and know if i am who i am or not.

Babe you have insulted me as for what you said, please mind you that there was never a time you offered me a job you didnt you only said that you will talk to your boss on offering me a job thats all

I am interested in You

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

Darling,

I don't see you as a bad person. I know a format when I see one. You sent me a format.
You need to be reminded to not do that with me. If you think you'll see money from me, that is something
called a delusion. I just want to let you know.

I don't need to hire any private investigator to do anything, that is silly talk. I know what I know and I want you to know, you know?
So now that's crystal clear I want to apologize if I hurt your feelings.

But sweetie, that really isn't something to get all bent out of a box about. I mean doesn't everyone there do that?

Ok, serious talk here. My boss doesn't know about yesterday. She is looking for talent, sweetie, do you know what
rap music is? Do you think you can write rap music and do an audition?

We have a big project going on at work with a music producer and I have to find talent. My boss is getting desperate here and
I have to find someone who wants fame and fortune and isn't afraid to work for it. I told her I can get her someone.
If you want to do this let me know. I have some guys in Cairo who want to do this but they kind of suck. We need real talent here.

Are you interested?

Love you,
Kate

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Babes i know what you are saying and i want you to know that i am not bad as you may think just bear in mind that i am going to be honest and i will never hurt no matter just be honest to me and as for the job i will love to take part please i am interested.

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

I'm glad to hear that. Listen, it's real important you don't let me down on this job. You need to want this job, don't do it as a favor to me.

You need to be willing to move to the States
You need to have a current passport
You need to be willing to sign a contract
You need to fill out an application and submit an audition CD
Do you really want to do this?

If I find you as talent, I get a bonus of $5000.00
You get a sign on bonus of $8000.00
You don't get any money unless they hire you.
Most people always complain for money before they get hired, they do not give you money until you are hired.
Then they purchase your tickets to fly to America and get you situated with a talent coach who will work on your image. Clothing, all that stuff is
taken care of by the company. You don't pay for anything except your expenses like your passport, your audition. That's it.

They generally give you profits from sales of your music, but that's all in the contract if they like your work.

If you don't think you can do any of that, tell me now and I'll find someone else. We can still be lovers, I don't want you to do
this job if you don't want to. I just want to help you.

Love you,
Kate

Quote:

I heard and i promise never to let you down no matter what all i want to know is how much is the expenses of my passport, and audition

I am interested in You

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

Sweeetie, I'm unfamiliar with the rules and regulations in Nigeria regarding passport fees.

The audition you can submit online, do you know anyone with a video camera? Perhaps you can use your phone if it does video.
That doesn't cost anything.

I can research passport fees for Nigeria if you want?

I am happy you are on board with this, it will make it easier for us to meet and you'll be able to have so much fun here with me!
Of course you'll need to do some hard work preparing yourself to be a rap artist.

Sweetie, really important, you need to select a really good artist name, You know how P. Diddy is a catchy name and so is Flavor Flav?

So you need to think about your rap name, do you have anything in mind? Also please start writing down your thoughts. Keep a journal.
From that you can write some rap songs. That's how these guys do it here. I think you will be a huge success and just think, I'm the one
who found you!!! We are going to be so famous. Sweetie, I hope you don't leave me for another girl when you are a huge success.

I am so excited about this! I'll write tonight when my brain settles down, I'm just so happy right now!!!!

Love you!

He always finds a way to screw this up when we get to this point.

Posted: Fri Sep 27, 2013 11:23 pm

Y'know Ginger I'm not sure if I've ever given you advice before or not. I'm going to say no as you have a great handle on this stuff and I'm kinda scared of you and your abilities BUT this has the potential to be my most favorite Bait of all Freaking Time!!!

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I'm unfamiliar with the rules and regulations in Nigeria regarding passport fees.

You might not but the Agent/Talent Scout does and he/she will take care of all of that for the Lad. C'mon offer him the keys to West Dakota and he will be styling and profiling in the good old US of F*cking' A soon like. He only needs to send a credible audition tape and then the dollars will start rolling in. Don't worry, we will take care of everything! Yup you can put him into a 100% Risky Free situation where he is completely stuck. Essentially he is Screwed as long as he bites at your well Baited line. Crap you won't even need a net for this Suckah!

Okay so enough bout dat. Let us figure out a good name:

Mixmaster Jack
Homey Sexual
Gangsta Pranksta
Jack Off all Tirades
Sir Chumps a Lot
Gingas Khan (My Personal Favorite)

Anyone? I'm at a weak point in my life....

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21155

I love what you have happening here and I hate to suggest anything but a preview of his skills with a known song might be good to get him started. Even more wasted time and money before he comes to the money shot.

Posted: Sat Sep 28, 2013 1:29 am

I know it's an old one but I can't get Rappers Delight by the Sugarhill Gang outta my head when I think of this one!

Posted: Sat Sep 28, 2013 1:33 am

The Artist Formerly Known as Prince... of nigeria Very Happy

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

I lose internet for 4 hours and the gang's all here! I'm thinking I may need some help on this so feel free to guide me on how to get this shiznit into a truly stredded situation. Of course, after I brainwash him into thinking he's the new P. Diddly Doodle.

Oh, and OP, no need to be scared of me, none of my other personalities are scared of me. I think. Twisted Evil

Posted: Sat Sep 28, 2013 10:35 am

I've got the DetPosseeraps addy set up with NenN, the producer. All he needs to do is contact the man with his raps. Lyrics will work, if he can't manage a video. DPR is looking for authentic Nigerian street stories-it's the new Compton! He can become a Hip Hop mogul, yo!

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

Not much from hitlad jack aka Homey Sexual.

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i am sorry for not responding since i was sick

He does that when his little brain is confuse. He appears to get overloaded with information but doesn't want to lose contact with me.

I'm sorry to hear that. What is wrong with you? Are you feeling better?
I hope you feel better soon.
I'd give you a kiss but I don't want to get sick too.

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21155

I think it's funny when they cannot out think you so they run and, I guess consult others on how to answer.

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

There for a while I thought he was going to have me speak with his parents regarding this, I can't remember if it was a phone call we had. But I'm thinking to myself-oh this is gonna be fun! I'm sure his 'parents' were his wife and his lad buddies.

Posted: Mon Sep 30, 2013 6:57 pm

^^^^ Speak with his parents Evil Lol

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

Darling,

How are you? I hope you are feeling well. I spoke with management. My boss is incorporating her business with that music producer so she's so busy right now.

So this guy, <hidden for now> is on board here and they are going to give you a huge opportunity.
I explained to them you are in Nigeria and they loved it! They want you to audition right away! I asked him how to make this easy for you.
So here's the thing. They need to know your vocal scale. The best way is for you to listen to and practice singing this song called <hidden for now> If you need help finding it online, let me know.

Once you have this song studied, you need to sing it. Record yourself with video and sound. You submit that. That's when the creative department
will figure out what type of background music goes best with your voice. They said they'll work on your 'street cred' so they'll start developing an image around the way you present yourself.

I hope you are ready for all this. Prepare your family as they may not see you for the first year of your career. You're going to be a very busy man!

Oh, also, they said you need to take care of your voice so if you are a regular smoker of cigarettes to please stop smoking at once. Treat your vocal cords very carefully and if you cough,
don't cough real loud. It hurts the vocal cords.

I love you!

Quote:

Okay my love i will work on all this you said and also please put me through to enable me not fail you. thanks

I am interested in You

And because my character cares:

Happy Independence day.

I miss you.

Quote:

Thanks Love i love you so much

I am interested in You

Posted: Wed Oct 02, 2013 4:09 pm

Let the good times begin!! I really hope he comes through and I can't wait to see which song you chose!

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

My love,

I hope you are feeling better. Let me know if you cannot find the song you need to practice. I've been praying that you will
do your very best so that we can be together.

<hidden for now> is super excited about you so you need to get working on this. He wants to bring you here right away.

I wish you were here now. Sweetie, I am going to redecorate my house for you. Tell me what things you like. I want everything
perfect for your arrival. Tell me your favorite colors, what kind of art work you want on the walls, everything. I will spoil you so you won't get
stolen from me by another girl. The girls here are going to throw themselves at you, all rappers here have a bunch of different girlfriends.
I don't want that to happen. It would kill me if you went to another girl. I trust that you won't but sometimes men can't say no when women
throw themselves at you. So I have to make sure you are so completely happy with your arrangements here that you will want only me.

I love you and hope you are doing better and better.

Quote:

My Queen

Thanks for your E-mail, which time i read your E-mail i feel very happy and feel real man and also feel i am now married.

I am getting better now and i also want you to know that all this is like a dream to me, well as for the song you want me to practice what kind of song do you want me to practice? (idiot boi doesn't know how to use google)

I want you to know that i am not a man that seek for too many girls all i need is one and that one will be okay by me, i can now come down to your states and start moving around with girls when i have you close to me because i know that you are pretty and you have what they also have so what will be my gain?.

Also what ever you like is what i like but my best color is pink and it must be shining.

My love ever since we have been writing each we have never talked on phone i want to hear ur sweet voice. (he has spoken to me on the phone as Jack Hammer)

I am interested in You

Posted: Thu Oct 03, 2013 4:39 pm

Huh?? Shiny pink is his favorite color?!?

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

Well I'm thinking with his new name 'Homey Sexual', shiny pink would really boost his image. He hasn't selected his rapper name, but I think that one is a winner. There aren't enough gay rappers in this world.

Posted: Fri Oct 04, 2013 10:06 am

Shiny MC Hammer pants.

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