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Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

http://www.fishmeetfish.com/profile/thomasfranky4

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Hello , How are you , Just admire your profile and decide to drop a line God Bless You ... thomas

ugh, another man who can't use a condom.
I don't like children. Go away

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hi pretty.. since i"have find your profile and your pretty pictures i can't just take away my eyes away from it, it makes me go crease...will love to meet you in person.. you can drop me sms to [email protected].. have a nice time and take care.

kisses and urges

thomas

I DON'T LIKE CHILDREN
YOU HAVE A CHILD
NO THANK YOU

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hello pretty,, my kid is not living here with me.. my son have his own life to leave and i have mine.. i want to live with you stay with you and listen to you tone.. have a nice time and take care.. love you

kisses and urges.

thomas

do you really want to date someone like me? I'm an alcoholic, i love taking drugs, i have no responsiblity nor do I want any. I hate children and have no compassion.

If you want this abuse, I'll give it you a chance.

you can write me at baiteraddy

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hello pretty..I want you to know, that from the very depths of my heart, I love you. And I love everything that creates you, from your hair - that I wish I could play in more often... to your forehead - that I wish I could kiss while you sleep; from your eyes - that sparkle when you smile (just for me)... to your nose - that I wish I could rub my nose against; from your lips - that I just know were made perfectly to fit against mine... to your chin - that I would love to place my finger under to pull you close for a kiss; down your neck and to your heart - that in my own, I claim as mine, and down past every inch of every part of your existence. love you no doubt.. have a nice time and take good care of your self for me you can also drop me your cell phonenumber..

kisses and urges

thomas

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and i will love to have your sell phone number so i can talk to you my love..

He is begging for abuse...so I shall give it to him.

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

I'm not some desperate hussy that hands her number out to any internet stranger! We barely know each other!

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I wish more than anything that you and I could grow together, love together, learn together, and laugh together, forever. I sincerely feel that between the two of us, we have the kind of love that some people never get a chance to experience. I promise to love you as much as I can, as best as I can, and for as long as I can. And no matter what, it's very important to me for you to know that you are an irreplaceable spirit that will always be a part of me.

Love always,

Your Almost Perfect Love

thomas

He sent that 3 times on FMF and 8 times via email.

Oh sorry I sent you a blank email. Too much rum today. I popped a few vicoden for good measure. I want to be good and numb today since it's Thursday.
I really would like a picture of you without that sniveling child. You know I hate children.
Ugh, I'd talk about stuff but that roast beef that chef made me has me sleepy sooooooooooo
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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I am really interested in wanting to know about what makes you the special person you are today,i can date anyone as long as there is love between us... I want to know more about you, your background, your life experiences,, your goals and dreams, your interests, and anything else i can do to make you happy and what more you want to tell me about you. I even want to learn about the secrets you very rarely share with someone!. I want to learn about you and what makes you the very person you are today,cos i want
the friendship I want to build with you to be like no other you have ever had or experienced. This friendship I want to build with you will be filled with substance, quality, spirituality and potential.because am in love with you.. have a nice time and enjoy your life..

kisses and urges

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Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

i hardly remember yesterday and barely remember today
my goal is to find my room and not accidently run into stanly
my dream is to own the bahamas
sex makes me happy

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Still wondering whats gonna look like if we ve got the opportunity to meet each other..because now you are the top story in my heart, i think about you 60 times in a seconds and each second i think about you i fall in love 60, so can't wait to see you my love.. happy weekend.hope to read back from you soon, have a nice time and take good care of your self.

kisses and urges

thomas

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

wow, 60 times every second? that's like 5184000 times a day, unless you don't think about me when you sleep, because that's like 3456000 times a day you think about me. thats a lot.

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hello pretty. i just want you to know that i'm in love with you,, and i want you to know that in my heart,, your love is higher than mountain, wider than the weight of the ocean, folder than folder than the eyes can see.. that's why you are my life..missing you. have a nice time and take care of your sexy body..

kisses and urges

thomas

i always take care of this sexy body
it likes vodka

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thanks for keeping the body babe.. i will be very happy if yhou can give me the whole body, that's the best thing i need in my life and i promise to stay for ever.. love you pretty..

kisses and urges

thomas

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21155

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Too much rum today. I popped a few vicoden for good measure. I want to be good and numb today since it's Thursday.

You crack me up lady! Gotsta be numb on those days that end in Y. They suck.

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

^^true dat! damn dem days dat end in y. damn it all to heel!

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

well my love, i cannot do that until I get divorced. surely you can wait, right? Until then, you can think about me while you yank on yourself. Use lotion, it helps with chafing.

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it's a feeling i can't explain,, when i woke up in the middle of the night, when i think about my love.. I went out to look at the star chinning on there own, can i make them my love? the answer is no from the source of my heart..i look on to the sky, i can see rainbow with different colors, can i make it my love?? the answer is no from the source of my hart.. i looked on to the heart i can see some flowers chinning on there own can i make them my love?? the answer is no from the source of my heart, because you brighter than anything i can see in my view that's why am so much impress in making you my love, because i see no one and i feel no one to make my love like you.. have a nice dream and take good care of your sexy body. missing you.

kisses and urges

yours lover

thomas

Clearly not reading....

I have feelings when I wake in the middle of the night.
It's a feeling for vodka.
I look out there in the night and see my neighbors through their bedroom window doing what they do best.
They argue. A lot. I'm allergic to flowers.
Baby, have you seen driver? I want steak tonight.
Pardon me, do you have any grey poupon? I am impressed by P.Diddy. He never ages. That's what happens when you sell your soul.
I sold mine years ago but if I knew then what I know now, I'd do the same.
I had sex long ago with George Carlin. He called me 7 dirty words. I liked it. I liked it a lot. Don't tell anyone.

I am pretty sure he is high all the time and has forgotten he has my email address since all these messages are on FMF again.

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

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hmmmmmmmmm. pretty you makes me love you more when you tell me the secrete you never tell any one,,, and makes me love you more when you tell me what makes you the special one,, you makes me have more interest in you when i realize that you have the incredible staying power that makes you the special woman,, the world star and the living legend.. hmmmmmmm.. i still want to know more about you, if you don't mind, I will love to know how you feel about sex,i really want to listen to your tone.. hope to read back from you soon.. take care of your pretty body.

kisses and urges

yours lover

thomas

Here is how I feel about sex. I want you, I want you bad.
I want to cover you in whipped cream and lick it off.
I want to lube up my dildo and plunge it into your <deleted>.
(More nasty stuff deleted, it may involve an axe and chainsaw)

That is how I feel about sex.

Then it's vodka time.

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

NSFW

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Still wondering whats gonna look like if we ve got the opportunity to meet each other.. because I'm feeling the same way you are feeling there, i love to keep my head worm under your pint and lick it totally for many hours, play with your nipples and use my long dick for you only.. babe, i can't wait to see you.. because no one can satisfy me like you, i will be very happy if you can give me the opportunity to your sell phone number so i can hear your pretty voice.. have a nice time and take good care of your self.

My Dolty one,
I cannot give you my sell number because vodka.
However for every day you write to me I shall give you one number. At the end of 10 days you will get my hole number.

Today begins.

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Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

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Forever you and I together, left to create.
There is no mistake, you still make my stomach knot,
to which then my tongue ties, no longer can I conjure a thought.
You are my love, always have you been with me,
forever the memories of our past, to which I hope there are some to make.
Know that each and every word is spoken from my heart
Forever you have shown yourself true. love you for ever..

kisses and urges

thomas

Your poem is funny if you take a shot of vodka at the end of each line. Listen, Rosario is here. We're going to play strip poker. I cheat and lose all my clothes! It's the only way Rosario can get me to take a bath. Last time she shaved only my right leg and armpit. And she wants a raise!!! Silly maid!

Posted: Tue Sep 17, 2013 12:12 pm

Ginger,
Your replies are so outrageous, how do you get such a vivid array of answers, must be bonkers.
I get out of breath just reading them so you must be shattered making them up.
Congrats Twisted Evil

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

^Thanks, I just wish I could get him off FMF and back to email again. They don't take this long usually.

I am channeling Karen Walker: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCXOF2hLT5Q

I have a tendency to make my characters unlovable and slightly abusive on the off chance it may be a real person.

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

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I have never in my life met someone more beautiful, enjoyable, loving, and comforting as you. Since the very first day that you smiled at me I knew there was something very special about you. I had no idea then that I would fall in love, but now that I have, I am so grateful. I am grateful for us to have wandered into one another's world so softly and unexpectedly. Nature took its course on our hearts and joined them in a way never imaginable. and am so happy cause from day one i have been talking with you, every day is my bless. can you imagine that i receive a message today from africa to come and complete my project so i can have my balance which i have been waiting for , for long time. it'S time to celebrate, love you for ever..

kisses and urges

yours ever
thomas

Oh sweetie, You are in love with me. Of course you are.
I am special. why are you going to africa? Do they have malls there?
I want a lion coat with tiger boots and a bear hat. Should I go too? I think Rosario has my passport. I got a new flavored vodka called kinky girl. I'd like to pour it on my <deleted> and have you lick it off. How would you feel about that?

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

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i would have be very happy if you can be their with me babe, but don't want problem for you cause their weather is to hot for you babe, you know i always want you to stay cool, but i promise to be back next weekend immediately after i got my money paid, to see you, my angel who i love with all my heart, who i cherish than god and diamond, who i love to chair my cup of vodka with and stay in your love for ever.. have a nice time and take god care of your self..

kisses and urges

your perfect lover

thomas

when do you leave? do you remember my email address?
I can go soon, my husband is now my ex husband, he finally signed the divorce papers. Where in Africa are you going?

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

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my angel,, i have added you to my friend list on yahoo messenger please accept it so we can plan our movement nigeria in africa. cause am going with the early flight tomorrow morning but promise to be back in next a week, because of you my babe, can't wait to see you my love, promise to love you than any man on earth, stay with you, care for you. my love..

kisses and urges

your lover

thomas

I don't know who he added on yahoo messenger since I don't have a flipping yahoo addy...

Baby I don't yahoo, never.

Well, some guy named John wants to do some shots with me later.
I guess you can message me when you get back from Arficha!

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

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ok, babe i will drop you my hotel number immediately when i got to africa.. please try to drop me yours so i can listen to the voice of pretty angel angel... love you for ever..

kisses and urges

your perfect lover

thomas

This is day two since you last asked for my number.
yesterday i gave you the first number.
This is the second number
6

I give you one digit per day according to our agreement.
It is for safety purposes.
We can't have Stan know about this or his lawyers will fight me on the lump sum settlement.

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

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I wish more than anything that you and I could grow together, love together, learn together, and laugh together, forever. I sincerely feel that between the two of us, we have the kind of love that some people never get a chance to experience. I promise to love you as much as I can, as best as I can, and for as long as I can. And no matter what, it's very important to me for you to know that you are an irreplaceable spirit that will always be a part of me.take care of your body for me..

kisses and urges

thomas

I sent sickening pervy talk

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each time you talk to me, i always inspire sexually and spiritually, these is what i can't find in any other woman except you, my love, my heart, my life, and my joy. who i fine all i need.. have a nice dream and take good care of your sexy body..

kisses and urges

yours perfect love

thomas

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

Hi my thomas frank david!!!!
Had beer, then shot but i can't remember if it is beer before lick her never sicker so I didn't lick the salt

how are you ? miss you.

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your love has blind me. It take over my mind and brain . What i think is love, is true babe. your love has elevate my hearth and my mind, that's why i cant wait till then to be back home to meet you for real...Just that since two of us has fall in love with each other i feel relaxed and more relieved and really looking into the future,but i would let that take care of itself..lol..have been on site for a while without any mail or something, until l find you my love,i know we will be forever ...lol.......it sounds so good to talk about ones feeling and never hold back and see how situations could be helped and that's the kinda relationship i would love to go into...Well,as you know its the joy of every man to have a woman and the other one is having new ones,and its my dream here too and so good am gonna be with you because i have find you, my real love lol Smile

... have a noce time and take good care of your sexy body for me my babe.

kisses and urges

your ever in love

thomas

Still on FMF.

Posted: Thu Sep 19, 2013 4:19 pm

FMF or WTF? My you've got a real winner here...Well at least you have the ability to elevate his hearth! I've always liked that in a woman.

Posted: Thu Sep 19, 2013 4:27 pm

just wtf are you smoking???? Very Happy

And, are you free on Saturday night? Wink

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

^^

My idiot lad forgot he has my email addy.

He was supposed to ask for my number again. We'll have to start all over.

There are days when I think he is so stupid he'll forget he has a FMF account.

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

Are you in Africa already? That must have been a quick flight. Probably took the concord, huh? I hear you can pee at the speed of sound on the concord. And if you ever took part of the mile high club, well, 'doing it' at the speed of sound can put an eye out. True fact.

I miss you!

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thanks pretty.. am very grateful for the short message of yours, i'm happy to tell you that am already in africa here and i believe it'S a nice joining for me cause they have been preparing to pay me, my first payment but am still having problem on which account to use.. have a nice time and take good care of your self for me my love..

kisses and urges

yours perfect in love

thomas frank

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

Oh my thomas frank
I gets o happy when you rite i had such a lot to eat today
first martini then I lightened it up with some old fashioneds
after that i ate some darvocets and then jacks came over and we worked out
we belly bump
don't worry, he isn't interested in me the way you are
he just wants my money
gotta go sweet thing
it's time for dessert
tonight it's jagerbombs
i love thursdays
kisses on your kneees, be careless in Asfirca!

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I Never luk.
for any other face cause am lucky to have ur good Gud Face...
it'll never turn old in my eye ...
Never luk for another Skin again
cause Have found the best skin of yours
and am so lucky to have your loyal heart, pretty face and your extreme sexy body.
that's y am missing u every day and promise to love you forever....! have a nice time and take good care of yourself .....

kisses and urges

yours perfect love

Thomas Frank

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

Sweet you,
my face is so Gud! I think I'll get one of those chemical peels and grow a new one. I think I'll go to the islands this weekend, I haven't shopped there in a while and this girl likes an island party, oh yes she does! I'll take jacks with me.

Miss you

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Thanks my pretty angel., hope ypu are doing fine. Am missimg you all the time here. Just that am having some problem in here and i will love tell you latter. Cause is only you i trust. Hope to read back from you. Have a nice time and take good care of your sexy body for me.. you are my love for real.

Kisses and urges

Yours ever in love

Thomas frank

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hi pretty, am here waiting to hear from you my love.. i want to tell you that, since i'hav been here i can't hold my self, i can't just do without thinking of you, i will love to see you with my two eyes es, but what is my main problem is about my bank account, i want to receive some money from the the company that is owning me but they said the money can not be paid in cash, that i need an account from the state and i don't have any body that will receive the money for me.. please babe i don't know way out,, please babe am waiting to hear from you.. love you more and hope to stay with you for ever cause, you are already part of me.. have a nice time and take good care of your self.

kisses and urges

your perfect love

thomas frank

This alcoholic ain't no mule!!!

Thomas Frank David,
I am having a delightful time on the island, thanks for asking!
Reading your reply before breakfast, today they are serving rum runners. YUM!
How is Asfrica? Did you see the elephants yet? Jacks wants you to get him something, he wants, oh I forget what he wants. I'll think better after breakfast.
Baby, how could you be so silly and not have an account in the state? You know I would love to offer you one of my accounts but I just can't because of the tax man. He has bad breath.
OHhhh, breakfast is here! I'm having a double. Lator gator!!!

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

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thanks my pretty love, i if you don't mind you can drop me an account info,, if they pay the money their, you will remove the tax, i don't mind about that, all i need is to get paid on time so i can be back to see you my love, i don't even care to leave the contract for a wile to see you my angel.. cause i can't wait to see your face, kisses you, hold you tight, and give you my whole life for ever. have a lovely time my love and take good care of your sexy body for me.

urges and kisses

your perfect love

thomas frank

dARLINg TFD
baby i can't do that, last time i was investigated by stanley's attorneys.
i can't let you affect my lump settlement. Guess what? I found stanley's stash! he forgot about all the money in the mattress. such an idiot! it's mine now! there was so much that i used some to roll my joints. there's nothing better than smoking a nice doobie rolled with a clean 100 dollar bill.
i wish you were here with me, i'm building a hole in the sand and jacks is working on a fairy princess sandcastle
i need more rum in this drink

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ok pretty. i always love reading from you cause you always made my day with your type of love that can never be find in any other woman, but i hope if i send you check you will be able to cash that?? if you can do it let's do that to make the move snappy my love.. take care of your body for me my love.

kisses and urges

yours perfect love

thomasfrank

I wish I could have him send a check to the p.o. box so I can warn the victim, but there's no way I can do this without breaking a bunch of rules and getting myself into trouble.

toooo high rite now
your so pretty
pretty rimes wit ditty
i think

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