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Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

Speaking of twat waffles...
http://www.fishmeetfish.com/profile/jonesclara

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am jonesclara am here lookig for last love ni my life and i need a man can take care about me

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am fine what of you please let talk more no yahoo messenger okay am j.clara55 so can talk more better ok

No, only kids use that damn yahoo chat crap. No thanks.

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okay but try to add me yahoo messenger so that can talk more better okay

It is obvious to me that you don't read what you see when it is there in front of your face.
I don't yahoo chat
I don't yahoo messenger
I don't yahoo.

Let's go over this one more time...
I DO NOT YAHOO CHAT
I DO NOT YAHOO MESSENGER
I DO NOT YAHOO.

Do we understand? No?
ok, go find a 12 year old boy, those are people who YAHOO CHAT.
Good bye and Good luck

English 101, get to know it.

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what do u mean? do you think am no here for games like you go get a yahoo messnger so we can talk no there bye for now

Perhaps I'll use one of their own lines on them:

What does that mean?

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i mean try to add me no yahoo messenger ok

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

http://www.fishmeetfish.com/profile/sachiellove90

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how are you doing today, i am Olivia by name i view your profile and i am interested to have a very good relationship with you, if i may ask can we be friends....?

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thanks for that i am very glad, i am new on here, what about you.....?

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thanks, you are handsome too? i am Olivia by name, 31 years old of age, single without any kid, i am a simple person, calm honest and respect, i am a shy girl, but i am strong, i know what to do in a situation, i don't give chance for problem to keep me down. i have a pet, Dog, i like my pet, i am not reach but i don't beg for bread, i like animals even though i am marry i think there must be pet around me, bcos i use to train my fathers animals, Goat. Pig. and Fish, and they are easy to understand me, i think its one of the talent God gave to me, i like to train animals, it amazing me when i am coming they will be happy, and it make me feel happy too, with this. people around me called me village girl , bcos i use to be in the house always playing with the animals cheeking them again and again, feeding them, i don't have much time to go and move around, or going no where, i think this is what make me happy most, and that is why i does them, please can you tell me about your self too....?

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hahahahaha you are a very Funny person, i see you can really make person laugh, a cow was chasing you, i can't believe this, so now tell me what are you looking for on here, have you you kids...?

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[email protected]

I forgot all about this one, I would have written but 'she' seems a bit obsessed with farm animals.

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

http://www.fishmeetfish.com/profile/Erena

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Magical services.

Magical services. For the majority of services in a personal meeting is not necessary (work on the pictures). You may live in another city or even another country, in most cases it does not matter and does not affect the results of the work done and the cost of services provided.
List of services:
- The removal of the lungs, severe types of damage,
- The removal of tribal curses
- The removal of the evil eye,
- The removal of other types of negative impacts,
- Cleaning the chakras of man.
- Treatment of alcoholism,
- Assistance in business
- To establish a personal relationship with the second half,
- To get lucky and others.
Apply to e-mail: Runes.glyph.magic @ gmail.com
[email protected]

Pipes for the people of advertising in the city.
Payment after the job (10% of the ordered services).
Requirements: age 18 to 50 years.
Working conditions: individual work schedule, salary - piecework.
Contact by e-mail: Runes.glyph.magic @ gmail.com
[email protected]

Can you magically make your spam message to my inbox disappear?
Do that.
Also maybe call me, you have my number. If you don't I can tell you how you can see it with your 3rd eye with some goat's blood, the right testicle of your father and a magic potion.

Posted: Mon Sep 02, 2013 3:15 am

I gotta get on that one-my traditional occultist Kane needs some brush-ups!

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

^I knew you'd like that one!

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

http://www.fishmeetfish.com/profile/azzou2010

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Hi

I am proud to be your friend.
Please give me your skype or yahoo to know us.

Goodbye.

who is "us"?

Quite possibly multiple personality

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

http://www.fishmeetfish.com/profile/lizana

Something tells me he's been baited...

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hello,how are you doing over there,hope everything is good with you there i just want to use this opportunity to tell you that,am very interested in meeting you,cause have gone true your profile and see that you are the kind of man am seacrhing for and be with for the rest of my life also am new to this site,cause a friend of mine introduce me to this site...

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oh ok you want to add me,i will be very happy to read from you soon,[email protected]

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21155

My PM from The Colon

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From: generalcollinspowell
Date: 2013-08-22 07:57 PM
Subject: GENERAL COLLINS POWELL

Attention Beneficiary.

My Name isU.S ARMY GENERAL COLLIN POWELL, CHAIRMAN OF THE JOINT CHIEF OF STAFF.i am a citizen of united state of America i am in Afghanistan Kabul in the war zone here in Kabul, please i have a secret to tell you that is the reason why i am contacting you please keep it a secret i have two metallic box of consignment contain Gold valuable Gold please right now as i am talking to you i have already send the Gold to Ghana, now is Gold is deposited in the Ghana security company, please if you are read to receive the Gold and stand as a beneficiary to receive it, your percentage is 50/50 expense 10percent for you after your 10percent for expense then we share 50./50 is better than for me to lose the gold please try to be trust, i want to trust you and work with you in one mind one spirit, please if you are interested get back to me with all your details telephone number and home address email address and id i will forward the details to Ghana security company where the gold is right now and the direct will contact you as soon as possible. please for your information No risk involve this is life Opportunity please join to enjoy what God have give to us thanks for your corporation

Sincerely is Your s

U.S ARMY GENERAL COLLIN POWELL, CHAIRMAN OF THE JOINT CHIEF OF STAFF.

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

His twin is there!

http://www.fishmeetfish.com/profile/generalattorney

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i,m honest and careering n fruitful.i,m 53 yrs old my is General attorney kabilia from united state [Sacramento] here is email address [email protected]

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interest in man and woman

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21155

Looks like he wants a 3way.

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

We have a winner!

http://www.fishmeetfish.com/profile/rose123456789

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21155

So Sarah/Juliet has another profile? lol

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

They're all sarah/juliets! The most interesting part of these idiot lads are their profiles. Wish they would continue the comedy tour in their emails, just not enough talent these days, huh? Damn stupid lads.

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21155

You gotta wade through lots of poopoo to get to the good shrooms!

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

All I got is poopoo!
Gonna dive some more.

Posted: Sat Sep 07, 2013 3:26 pm

I messed up on her profile. It says she's 4ft tall, I think she meant the circumference of her breast. Wink

ETA: She lives in Texas, New York? Laughing

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21155

^^^They make many funnies in there.

zaharabenson says

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About Me
Reading, watching, cooking and love pests

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

sarah/jen updated her profile

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i'm sarah by name 26 year by age looking for true love and sex man and who like sex you can text me on my number +17204325079 or this is my email [email protected]

'she' is still is interested in usa human, movier and brown

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

http://www.fishmeetfish.com/profile/jeanmichel

Posted: Sat Sep 07, 2013 9:00 pm

Oooh I think my Essy might like him Laughing

he is purty, but a jerk nonetheless.

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

AND HE LIKES ALL CAPS TOO! BONUS!!!

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21155

This one just sent a PM to my Mistress profile. I think Capone might like him.

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From: Erena
Date: 2013-09-08 10:11 AM
Subject: Magical services.

Magical services.

Magical services. For the majority of services in a personal meeting is not necessary (work on the pictures). You may live in another city or even another country, in most cases it does not matter and does not affect the results of the work done and the cost of services provided.
List of services:
- The removal of the lungs, severe types of damage,
- The removal of tribal curses
- The removal of the evil eye,
- The removal of other types of negative impacts,
- Cleaning the chakras of man.
- Treatment of alcoholism,
- Assistance in business
- To establish a personal relationship with the second half,
- To get lucky and others.
Apply to e-mail: Runes.glyph.magic @ gmail.com
[email protected]

Posted: Sun Sep 08, 2013 11:22 pm

This is exactly my type of lad. Kane, traditional occultist, will want to discuss certain secrets and techniques. Thanks for the gift, NV.

Posted: Sun Sep 08, 2013 11:54 pm

This one is mine!
Has anyone ever had him/her?

http://www.fishmeetfish.com/profile/rosina_love

I knew by the 2nd pm that (s)he was a scammer. You guys taught me well. Once I figure out if she is taking the bait I will start a new thread. So far it's just the "hi how are you, how many ladies have you spoken with" yada yada yada.

Posted: Mon Sep 09, 2013 1:02 am

Even from her profile, it's obvious "she" is a bit confused:
[url]Ethnicity: Native American with Blond Hair Color[/url]