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Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

I get the weirdest messages from the funniest profiles at FMF. I hope it's ok to have a thread here for the lads that didn't quite make it to a great bait.

http://www.fishmeetfish.com/profile/Nickcart44

Me to lad:

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I found your profile profusly fascinating and would love a chance to know you better.

"gen nick cart"

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Who Are you ? and what do you want from me ?

Me to lad:

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Are you aware that we are on a dating site?

I probably shouldn't have informed him of that ^

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21155

I think there are some trolls rolling about there today. I had a mutt PM me twice with the wiki to Nigeria scam. (Der, look mommy I have link!) When that got him nowhere he called me a thief and then try to preach the allah nonsense to me

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The (faithful) slaves of the Beneficent are they who walk upon the earth modestly, and when the foolish ones address them answer: Peace;

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And those who disbelieve will not cease to be in doubt thereof until the Hour come upon them unawares, or there come unto them the doom of a disastrous day

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

Did you see the penis there last week? Hysterical!
I found Michael Scott from 'The Office' there today, let me see if I can find him again...

I think I'd send some juju stuff to that one you just posted. Perhaps he could send some valuable juju stuffs back? Hmmm, new game to play!

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21155

Unless I have missed my guess, special Ed is related to the fake lesbian that told me he captures scam numbers by phone after I called him a scam person for wanting camera, chat, then a phone call rather than email.

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

Oh gawd! I love how they immediately scream "you're a scammer" once they fail. As if that is going to suddenly going to get them a magic MTCN number. Idiots!

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

Found Michael Scott!

http://www.fishmeetfish.com/profile/benson_max

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I found your profile fascinating and hope we become great fiends

Edit

He wrote:

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yes, u can call me with this number +234876681348

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

http://www.fishmeetfish.com/profile/toyan_williams59

to lad:

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I can be very hostile and gentle too

his response:

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ok

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

http://www.fishmeetfish.com/profile/sandra231

Scammer:

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hello... how are you doing, i saw your profile as i was browsing and i will like to know more about you... hope to hear from you very soon....Sandra

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age is a number, let talk much about ourselves very well maybe we can get along with ourselves.... if you are on messenger, lets talk better... here is my id [email protected]

Me:

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Sorry darlin'
That there yahoo chat thing is for kids.

Scammer:

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thats a lie, we can chat better on yahoo messenger and we can see ourselves through webcam

^"She's" one of those...

I tell her bye bye

Scammer:

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bye....scammer

As if that's going to reel me in! Funny scammer!

Posted: Wed Aug 21, 2013 12:28 am

I feel Soooo left out. The Missus said no dating sites for me! Tis a lucky thing that Spam has increased ten fold at work or I'd be kicking the Proverbial Dinty Moore Can down the Street!

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

But it isn't a dating site at all! It's all scammers and baiters. And a few trolls. Maybe one or two real folks, but I think they got married.

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

http://www.fishmeetfish.com/profile/lydiawilson616uwole1

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How are You doing ? It's My Pleasure Writing to You,Which shows am really Interested in Getting to Know You,Firstly i will Start by telling You about Me..
I'm Lydia by Name aged 32 from Michigan,Alto City but Presently in My Ex Home Country Malaysia,I'm Divorced with No Kid
My Likes : I Like a Responsible,Honest,Loving,caring,Kind,Passionate and Down to Heart Man who has a Good Sense of Humor
My Dislikes : I Dislike Cheater's,Hypocrites,Gold Diggers and Liars
My Hobbies :I Love to Take Walks on Beach,Watch Movies,Cook,Exercise my Body,Spend time with My Man,listening to music,like traveling,dining out,love attending live jazz concerts.I like
reading poetry,novels,arts and crafts.
My favorites foods are: Italian food,french toast and red wine,
favorite actor:Angelina Jolie
Favorite Color : White coz It stands as a Symbol of Love
My Personalities : I'm an Easy Going Lady who is Fun to be With,Considerate,Faithful,Kind and Cheerful,Love to Smile and Love to Make people around Me Smile..I feel trust should be the
foundation of any good relationship.I am a lips and eyes person... I heard them say that eyes is the window of our soul... I love to gazed at those eyes that speaks to my heart without saying a
word... I am drawn to smiling eyes... & lips? And why lips? Because I'm such a big fan of a Kiss... There is nothing in this world that can recreate the touch and the feeling of a long passionate kiss
that would melt your heart......I also enjoy lots of Hugs, talking, laughing, Holding hand finding out that we have a lot of things in common.........I am a quality woman who is confident, honest, kind,
smart, fun, trustworthy, supportive, loving, loves kids, outgoing, down to earth, friendly, great sense of humor, sociable, respectful (I would always treat you with respect). I have good morals,
traditional values, I`m a lady who is a very good listener and someone that you could talk too about anything. I`m looking for a long term relationship and a life long lover. I also want someone
that is honest with me at all times.Please Send me Some Pictures and Tell me About You,So i can Know the Person whom You are,I Look forward to hearing from you very soon

Honey where did you copy and paste that crap from? It is silly and obnoxious.

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what do you mean i am not doing that i would just like to now more about you and i think i should introduce myself to you

Hmmm, this may actually go somewhere.

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

http://www.fishmeetfish.com/profile/sarah155

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i'm sarah by name what are you doing.....????

Ah Sarah darlin'
So sorry I was asleep when you wrote. You look like a nice lovely lass. I am Eyam, I just adore you.

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ok but are you a single

Of course I'm single darlin'
I wouldn't be here on this dating site if I was married.
Heck, men who are caught on dating sites that are married usually have their goodies bobbitized, you know what I mean?
How are ya today my love?
Hope you write soon.
Eyam

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I'm fine mylove and you what are you doing now I'm understand you that what are you saying but where are you live

Darlin I live in Ohio. Where do you live?

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I'm live in taxes in USA and you

I have enough idiots on my plate.
*updated, this idiot is begging to be abused*

Sweetie, I'm in Sphincter Ohio. It is a crated community.

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okay........ You can text me on this number 7204325079 or you can give me your number because am not alway online on this site

I don't hand my number out to total strangers, why do you?

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because i'm not alway online if you are not give me no problem but i'm what to chat with you better if you are not give me no problem........ So what are you doing and you are always difficult to talk about
myself, because it's so difficult to
convey a genuine interest in the
person, the desire to develop
the germ originated communicatio.
Hopefully, after
this letter you will find an open
and good company in me. And
not only ...
In my daily life, with all its complexities and problems, the
ability to find a common language
blah blah blah, it goes on and on and ON

where did you copy and paste that crap from?

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what are you i don't copy is my own life

If that is your life, I don't want any part of it.
If you decide to write true things from your heart, you can write back

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okay........ But the you love me

what does that mean?

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the you read to marry me

Oh ok. Sounds good.

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you are not answer my question

what was the question?

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the you read to marry me

where's the book?

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what the you mean

It is entirely possible to get a sandtimer like this but I think I might lose my sanity in the process.

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21155

^^^That is this idiot http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=236056&highlight=

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

^^LOL, pure eeediot! perhaps I should teach it new words? Sphincter Ohio is where all the rich people live....

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

http://www.fishmeetfish.com/profile/Sandragibson

I'm not sure if that stolen photo is a teen or adult.

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Hi......... I hope that everything is moving on well with you as I am also doing fine here.I am Sandra from USA , single, never married before with no kids. I do not drink or smoke and I do not do drugs either. I am disease free, clean and shaven. I am 5ft 6 inches tall and weigh 109 lbs. There are so many things that I really enjoy. H I am very intelligent, energetic, loyal, respectful, positive, optimistic, romantic, caring, sensitive, compassionate, easy going, appreciative, monogamous, witty, friendly, sincere, articulate, understanding, straightforward, flexible, adaptable, hardworking and easy to please. Importantly, I have a good sense of humor and like to laugh. I am a one man woman . I do not do drugs, do not abuse alcohol and do not play head games. I like to look at issues from different perspectives to achieve better understanding.like honesty and truthfulness.hate lies and cheat. looking for a descent ,caring and understanding man who would take me for what i am. Of course, no one is perfect. There are always room to learn and to grow. To me, learning, growing, improving and maturing is a life long process. I strive to learn from my own past mistakes and shortcomings, from other people and from experts, to be a better person. we can still be friends and share wisdom with each other.I believe that we have much in common and that we could be a great match. i hope u tell me a little about urself too ok.i will looking forward to hear from you and i will like to chat with you on my yahoo messanger (Sandralovegibson) or you mail me in my private mail Which is [email protected] , I have also enclosed a picture of myself. Take care of yourself an lots of hugs and kisses to you.I will be waiting for your replyletter. Best Wishes Sandra

where did you copy and paste that crap from?

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What do you mean by that

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

http://www.fishmeetfish.com/profile/Walter_Lee

He writes to my drag queen account:

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Beautiful
How are you doing ?.....Indeed i could say, you make me feel a spark down my spain.. I will love to get to know more and more about you. From your profile you sound great and wonderful..You can as well add me to your messenger list so we can hook up for a chat. I believe its gonna help us get to know more about each other real fast. It will be great to know more about you. And here is a little about me; A very good friend of mine got me started on the site as a way of finding my soul mate.. You'll need to know that I'm serving t he US Army and currently on deployment here in Afghanistan.. I am also a former US Marine infantry man, having served 8 active years with different infantry units, from Camp Pendleton, CA. (1st battalion, 9th Marine Regiment, and 2nd battalion, 1st Marine Regiment) and Camp lejeune, NC (3rd Battalion, 6th Marine Regiment) I have been to a bunch of places in the world, some of them hot spots, and continue to do so today. I am privileged to have served with highly professional individuals in the Marines, and the tradition continues now in the Army..I'm fortunate to command a small, very specialized unit and get to interact with many guys on the tip of the spear: US service members of all branches and ranks, Coalition forces, contractors and locals. I feel I've got a perspective not often seen in the media. Seeing as I'm heading back home soon, that also gives me a 'different' perspective.I generally socialize outside of the military community since when i have Divorced i am single Dad of two young kids , but they leave with my Mum in Spain Mary and jacob . I am an avid athlete, having played most sports at one time or another - everything from Adventure racing to Waffle ball! These days I mostly play rugby and lift weights.And someday I'll move back home to and be able to surf, paddle and dive like I love to do..... Due to the kind of job that I've got now, I can't visit this site often, so probably if you don't mine we can get together on instant messenger and get to know each other. I have two daughter they are just a kids Mary she his now 8yrs now why jacob his now 5years now .I am having their pics with me when they are little kids... I am not in a hurry to find the love of my life,but i don't want to wait for months and months.Life is too short to spend it alone and the passion,beauty and the excitement of being with the one you love is so wonderful.what i want is to find someone that is right for me and understand me,what bothers me most in this life and what is inside it and how you feel,i want to meet Someone that is romantic, serious and down to earth at the same time. a woman who likes to laugh and enjoy the outdoors, who truly wants to be an wife and believes in the sanctity of marriage, a woman who is honest, loyal, trustworthy and totally devoted to her man Someone who is spiritual and believes in God Someone who likes to be flirted with and will allow me to kiss, hug and hold her hand in public Someone who is willing to try new things....... Hope to read from you back . I cant wait to see some of your [email protected]

Regard

Walter

I don't need your life story, copy and pasted from some pathetic jerk off magazine for <deleted>.

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Oh i see,,,How do u sound so Crazy like that am not on here for Drama just to meet new ppl on here and see were things Leads Us too...

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

Rut ro!
https://www.facebook.com/walter.daniel.3785

Posted: Thu Aug 29, 2013 9:24 am

Your edits are a hoot-don't stop!

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

Araon is looking for a man...little does he know he just messaged one.
http://www.fishmeetfish.com/profile/araon50

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how are you doing there cute?? hope you are doing good. i am Aaron from US, meeting you gladden. i am just new in the site and my believe is that with you and God all thing are possible, babe. if you dont mind, just spare a moment to spire on my profile to know more about me. i will like to receive you feedback babe>

My drag queen asked which one was him in the pic....still waiting for a response.

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

http://www.fishmeetfish.com/profile/generalcollinspowell

It won't answer my question.

Posted: Fri Aug 30, 2013 1:19 am

Aww C'mon Ginger 'Let Love Lead!' Jeeze at least you know that's not my profile eh? You know I would never be Colon right?

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

You're right, and I'm sure you can spell jiont chife of staff. I think Colon evacuated. I'll have to flush out his new profile.

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21155

The general has sent me a PM before. I will track it down and post it.

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

The shitwit just messaged

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FIRST OF ALL REMEMBER THIS IS A TOP SECRET AM ABOUT TO TELL YOU.MAKE NO MISTAKE OK,I HAVE A METALLIC BOX OF CONSIGNMENT COMING FROM KABUL BUT ALREADY IN UK, I DID NOT WANT IT TO GO STRIEGHT TO NEW YORK SO I WANT TO KNOW IF YOU CAN RECIEVE ON MY BEHALF AS THE BENEFICIARY TILL I COME BACK THEN YOU CAN SEND TO ME BACK FROM YOUR COUNTRY SO THAT THEIR WONT BE ANY SUSPISUIOSNESS OR TRASE OF THE ORIGINAL COUNTRY OF THE CONSIGNMENT BOX.......DEAL???

plese send to me your detail ,your phone number ,home address,e mail address

Posted: Fri Aug 30, 2013 5:27 pm

Alma definitely doesn't know. This one's a twat waffle!