titsorface
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Fri Aug 14, 2009 2:44 pm |
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Don't think I'll get him back now
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From Paddy O'Furniture <[email protected]>
to VIGA ROYAL CONSOLIDATED SECURITIES INC
date 13 June 2009 13:33
subject Re: DR. COULIBALY CAMARA
Dear Dr. Camara,
thank you for your sterner reply, I will transfer the money as promised on Monday when the banks reopen their lovely doors but Coulibaly, baby, what's the matter?!? Throughout my entire correspondence I have been courteous and polite to the max! Forgive me if my mannerisms might be a little different but it is just the way I have been raised, I do not question your mannerisms. And also I am slightly new to this tinternet so some of the etiquette attached to it escapes me, I ask for your forgiveness in this matter.
I really wish that we can be more than just business partners Coulibaly. I want our friendship back. It is in both our interest, I have never done business with someone who I am not friends with and your last email suggested that you STILL do not trust me, Coulibaly I have proved myself with my own passport and home phone number numerous times. I do not question your authenticity and I don't think I can proceed with this transfer until I have your trust again. Please reply with the good news of our friendship igniting again so I can proceed comfortably with our venture because at the end of the day, Coulibaly...Bubby...I'm you're white knight!.
Yours in hopfulliness,
Pat.
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From VIGA ROYAL CONSOLIDATED SECURITIES INC
to Paddy O'Furniture <[email protected]>
date 13 June 2009 15:11
subject DR. COULIBALY CAMARA
DR. PADDY O'FURNITURE
MY GOOD FRIEND I AM SORRY FOR THE WAY OF MY PREVIOUS APPROACH AND I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT I AM NOT AFTER YOUR MONEY BECAUSE AM COMFORTABLE WITH MY BUSINESS AND I THANK GOD FOR THAT
I AM RENEWING OUR FRIENDSHIP. LIKE I SAID BEFORE YOU ARE GOING TO BE MY FAMILY MEDICAL DOCTOR AND AFTER THIS TRANSACTION BY HIS GRACE I WILL FLAY DOWN WITH MY ENTIRE FAMILY TO IRELAND FOR HOLIDAYS AND MEDICAL CHECKUP. I HAVE RENEWED OUR FRIENDSHIP AGAIN AND TRUST I HAVE FOR YOU FIRSTLY. YOU ARE BLESSED MIGHILY THIS WEEKEND
YOUR GOOD FRIEND
DR. COULIBALY CAMARA
He's back, now...the abuse!!!
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From Paddy O'Furniture <[email protected]>
to VIGA ROYAL CONSOLIDATED SECURITIES INC
date 14 June 2009 13:33
subject Thieving Pig!!!
Dear CHRIS,
You horrible cretin, you aren't worth the paper this email is printed on, you can shove your trunk box mon frere! You are the person that never gets invited to parties, you are the person that watches The Wire but has no friends to discuss it with, you are the person who thinks alot is a word, you are the person who tries to fit in but never does, you are the person who always has snot on your face! And my god mon ami, are you stupid, just reread the emails and think about it, you are a retard, you living, means the world is been deprived of oxygen which could go to better use been used in a chemistry lab somewhere so do us all a favour and jump under a bus, your family may have to go through a brief mourning period but they'll soon get over it and believe me, the world will be a better place!
ps...I love you!
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