My Baiting Cherry: 3 emails convince lad to switch genders

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Posted: Sat Mar 21, 2009 5:46 am

Red = Lad
Blue = Bank
Black = Me

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Subject: HAPPY NEW YEAR 2009 ( IN GOD WE MUST TRUST)
Dear George Bluth ,
I am Mr. Kojo Adams the personal Assistant to the late Mrs Stella Olusegun Obasanjo Wife of the formal Nigeria President.
Before her death she deposited some funds with Ghana bank in my name.
Presently no one knows about the money and I am still in Active Government Service.
The amount is $41.700.000.00 million dollar still with the Ghana Bank.
All I like you to do for me is to use your good office to receive these money on my behalf by forwarding your private or company account number to enable the bank wire or transfer the money to you as the benefited beneficiary of the funds.

I will be waiting to hear from you so I can update you more on how to get this transaction completed quickly.
Thanks, Yours Truly.
Mr. Kojo Adams.<Note the specific use of "Mr." as the bait begins>

I should note that I wrote these first few before I decided to bait multiple lads, and before I found this little eater community, so I hadn't thought of brief responses to start baits.

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Mrs. Adams,
I don't believe we've met. I have a friend named Patch Adams, are you his sister? He is from Eau Claire Wisconsin though, not Nigeria. I doubt you are from Wisconsin, or you probably wouldn't have married the president of Nigeria. Just out of curiosity, if you are the former wife of the president, does that mean you are single? Did you find me on a dating site?
That's a lot of money to move into my account. I think my bank has overdraft rules or something, will those stand in the way? Do they have a Saginaw Valley Credit Union in this town of Ghana? If not, what about other towns in Nigeria? My neighbors adopted a child from Nigeria last year, and they went over there to get him, so maybe I could ask them if they saw one while they were there. Except I think they bank at Teriyaki Federal. What bank do you use? Maybe I could open an account over here in Saginaw at the same exact bank?
I am kind of confused as to why you can't just take the bus to Ghana and get the money out of the bank there. Is there road construction? There's some construction between here and Bridgeport and I tell you it isn't even worth the drive! Anyways, I've got to get to work pretty soon or I'm gonna wish I was driving to Bridgeport

Warmest regards,
George Bluth II

Maybe the sincerity and openness were enought to lure the lad off-script early...

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Dear George Bluth II,
First I thanks you for your kind response to my request, I am the personal Assistant to the late Mrs Stella Olusegun Obasanjo Wife of the formal Nigeria President.
I am not the wife to the president but personal Assistant to the president late wife Mrs Stella Obasanjo.
I appreciate you knowing little about Nigeria as your neighbors has come here to adopt a child from here.
I will like to know that we do not have Saginaw Valley Credit Union here. The bank that the money is presently in their vault is Afribank Plc awaiting claim and there in not way I can take the money into bus to Ghana.
I will like investing my share of the total money in your Country with your assistance.
Regarding the transaction proper I have the sole authority to get all the documentation confirm in your name and get the payment approval documents in your name as the right beneficiary to the contract payment send to you before the Bank open up communication with you to confirm how you will like the money to be transfer to you there in your Country as you may request.
To enable me get all documentations confirm in your name as the right beneficiary to the contract payment as this is how it will all appear in the computer database of the Payment Bank.

1) Your Complete Name: ……….. 2) Your Contact Address: ………………. 3) Your private Tel: ………….. and Fax Number : ………. For easy communication. 4)Company Name: ………… 5) Your Bank Name:……. 6) Your Account Number :…… 7) Account Name:……….. as this involves huge amount of money.
With these few information of yours I will be able to go get all documentations confirmations and approvals in your name send to you.
But you must promise to treat this transaction with absolute confidentiality and to make sure my share of the money is available for me to use for investment there in your Country, This will be Govern by you for three years when I will be out of active Government Services (Retire).
I will be waiting to hear from you so I can through my private telephone number +234 8033268236 or by e-mail.
Thanks, Yours Truly.
Mr. Kojo Adams. <still clinging to that whole "Mr." thing?...>

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Ms. Adams,
Sorry about the misunderstanding. I misunderstood, I thought you were Mrs Stella, but that was just a misunderstanding. I'm sorry to hear about Mrs. Stella... I hope Stanley does not miss her too bad. Are you going to be the presidents girlfriend now that his wife died? That's probably what she would have wanted. I will help you as long as you promise I won't get into trouble. Are you in trouble? Is that why you can't get the money yourself? Is it legal for me to do all of this? Won't my Senator find out and make me pay taxes on it or something? I guess as long as I get payed back for whatever taxes would be on your money. How much did you say it was? I could ask around to see how much they tax on Nigerian dollars. Is Ghana the capitol of Nigeria, or just the capitol of Africa? Anyhow, if you want, I can just talk to the bank and tell them I'm your lawyer. Then they would probably get scared we'd sue them for like 1000 bucks and just hand over Stella's stuff. Does the bank have a website, or email address? Maybe I will look them up tomorrow morning. I'll also go to my bank tomorrow to get the information you need and maybe ask them about taxes. Should I ask about opening up an account for you too? Their fixed rate loans are better than you'd think. When you get away from Nigeria, are you going to move to America? Maybe I could get you a job over here. Then you could become an American citizen and the Afrikan bank won't be able to mess with you. Then if the president couldn't come or didn't want to be your boyfriend, you could be my girlfriend. Anyway, you just wait right where you are and let Big George take care of those chuckleheads at the Afrikan bank. I'll email you again tomorrow.
Hope to read from you soon!
George Bluth II

If you were wondering about the Stella/Stanley reference, it's from "A Streetcar Named Desire."

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Dear George Bluth II,
I receive your mail and notice your apology regarding your misunderstanding. I don’t ever which to be our formal president wife nor girlfriend.
I give you my promise that you are not going to be in any trouble as I have the authority to get all documentation confirm and get the approval in your name as one of the foreign contractors that his contract payment is due for claim, send to you before the concern bank open up communication with you to confirm how you will like the total money to be transfer to you there in your Country. We civil servant here has been bound code of civil servant Government code of conduct from partaking in International Transaction and Investment hence I am contacting you for this help. I am not in any trouble.
It is 100% legal no senator will find out anything about this transaction, the total money involve is USD$41.700, 000.00 Million United State Dollars. I promise given you 35% of the total money for assisting me claim the money as the right beneficiary to the payment and 5% I agree to set aside for any International or Local expenses which will be deduct from the total money when it is confirm transfer into your account and the balance 60% will be for me. This you will use in Investment on my behalf there in America for the period of three years when I will be out of active Government services (Retire) to meet with you there in America for the Investment proper.
The key to the success of this transaction is absolute confidentiality, Top secrecy as I am still in active Government services it should be between you and me alone and not for public consumption, if you can do this, then the sky should be our limit for our achievement.
When I get your complete data as stated in my last mail, the get all documentation confirm in your name send to you and copy to the bank, the bank will open up communication with you, then you can use your authority as a Lawyer to fasten the claim of the beneficiary payment transfer.
I will be expecting your Information by tomorrow as you said but do not ask your bank about the taxation yet, I like you keep it confidential till I get all the documentation confirm in your name and send to you.
I thank you for your concern about my person and your trying to take care of me after the successful confirmation transfer of the money and I meet with you there in America.
I will be waiting to hear from you , so I can get all documentation confirm in your name send to you for quick completion of this transaction
Thanks, Yours Truly.
Kojo Adams. <There's some progress>

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1) Your Complete Name: George Oscar Bluth II
2) Your Contact Address: 286 Baltic Avenue, Monopoly, Michigan 90210
3) Your private Tel: 206350**** and Fax Number : 206350**** (same)
4)Company Name: Mo gul Corp
5) Your Bank Name:Saginaw Valley Credit Union
6) Your Account Number : 0076383
7) Account Name: Checking
Here's the info you asked for, sweetheart. I wish I would have read your email earlier today, I asked my bank what taxes are on 40 million, and trust me it's not pretty. I also sent an email to the Afribank, but they haven't replied. Hopefully this blows over without getting you into trouble. If you do get into trouble let me know. I may be able to get you a flight over here to America. Then you can drink iced tea in a sundress and accompany me to fancy parties. Let me know if there's anything else you need.
Love,
George Bluth II

(ps: I'm glad you and the president aren't dating. Looks like I get a chance!)

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I receive your mail confirming your complete information in good faith, I thank taken into recognition about the Confidentiality and urgency demand in getting this transaction completed and successful.
I will like you wait till when I have get all the documentation approval in your name send to you before the Bank open up communication with you to confirm the payment claim.
I have filed in an application for Affidavit payment claim in your name with the High Court of Justice today. I will send the approval Document to you as soon as I receive it from the High Court, by the grace of God by Tomorrow or Monday as today is Thursday already.
I will like you confirm your Bank Address:???? and the Name of the Account Beneficiary:?????. This is very necessary for the documentations.
I appreciate your kind concern about my life and my health, I know with God grace I will never get into any trouble in this transaction, If God say we will be together as a lover after the successful transfer completion of this transaction, then no one can stop it, <Touchdown (goal for those of you who think football is played with feet)> my main concern for now is how to get this money out from Africa down there Abroad America for the Investment proper.
I know with your assistance we are going to make a lasting relationship in our Investment in future.
I will be waiting to hear from you confirming your receiving of this mail.

Thanks, Yours Truly.

Kojo Adams.

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The bank's address is 495 Casimir St Saginaw MI 48603, I am the beneficiary, aren't I?
If you need anything else, let me know.
Love,
George (but you can call me Googy)

I figured cement the lad's new gender by making him do all sorts of effeminate things.
In response I basically got the same email as last time with a few minor changes, so I decided to give her the silent treatment for a few days.
I don't think she noticed...

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How are you doing today? I do hope this information meet you in good health condition, I receive the Approved Affidavit confirming the payment in your favour from the High Court of Justice late today.
Attach here is the copy of the approved Affidavit confirmation payment document, I will advise you keep properly as the High Court has order the Afribank to comply with the instruction and perfect the payment, all other documents has been forwarded to the bank as requested.
I will advise you print it out, keep properly and give me update as soon as you receive any information from the Afribank, this will enable me follow up the transfer procedure.
I will be waiting to hear from you quickly confirming your receiving of this attach document .
Thanks, Yours Truly.
Kojo Adams.

Due to her regurgitated email earlier in the week and her refusal to call me Googy, I drag out my silence a bit.

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How are you doing today? I do hope you receive the copy of the approved Affidavit for claim I send to you on the 9, February 2009? I will like to know also if you have received any information from the Bank or not.
Please My Dear I need your urgent reply confirming my request.

I will be waiting to hear from you quickly confirming your receiving of this attach document and if the Bank has open up communication with you or not.

Thanks, Yours Truly.
Kojo Adams.

Around the same time, the banker rears his head.

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From The Desk Of: Mr. Jibril J Aku.
Tel:234-803326-8236.
Afribank Plaza, (14th Floor) 51/55, Broad Street
Lagos LS NG 00031.<please refer to the original email (back when Kojo was a man) , wasn't this bank supposed to be in Ghana?>
E-mail: XXXXXXXXXX
Date: 11, February 2009.

Attn: George Oscar Bluth II
E-mail: XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX.

Subject: Attach International Payment Transfer Form Acknowledge.

Sir,

Following verification of the payment file and Affidavit document send to our Bank in line with the instruction given by the High Court of Justice to pay the sum of USD$41,700,000.00 (Forty One Million Seven Hundred Thousand United State Dollars in your favour as Impending Contract beneficiary associate payment.

Find attach the payment declaration Form. We advice you should print out the form and fill in all require information correctly with CAPITAL letter, attach your recent passport photo copy or Drivers License and send back quickly due to the urgent attach to your approved payment.

All relevant documents required for the approval and transfer of your payment, will be attached to your payment document, once the approval is given by the Federal Ministry Of Finance for the Foreign Exchange Allocation and the Central Bank respectively.

We thereby advice you quickly fill in the form attach your recent passport photo copy or your divers license and send back accordingly for swift completion and approval of your payment transfer.

Yours Sincerely,

Mr. Jibril J Aku.
Executive Director, International Operations & Information Technology.

They include a poorly scanned slightly crooked form for me to fill out. The silence must be deafening for them now, so I decide to stretch it out a bit more.

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Dear George Oscar Bluth II<We can't go on with such cold formality>
How are you doing today? I do hope you are fine, I try to call you for the past two days since I can not find any of your mail in my box just to hear your lovely voice and to know if you have receive any information from the Bank or not.

Please My Dear I need your urgent reply confirming if you receive information from the Bank or not. This money is where I pace my future life after my Government active services (Retirement).

I will be waiting to hear from you quickly confirming your receiving of this attach Affidavit document I send to you since before now and if the Bank has open up communication with you or not.

Thanks, Yours Truly.
Kojo Adams.

Since she said my voice is lovely, I decide to mend fence.

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Kojo my sweet angel!
Sorry I have been silent these past few days. I have missed you like the birds miss seeds. I received the affidavit, and could almost smell your hair on it. I had to get rid of my personal assistant because I felt like she was trying to come between you and me. She did not believe in the legitimate nature of our transaction, and I think she is jealous of our relationship. I have received some sort of a form from AfricaBank, and must now figure out how to use the printer and scanner to complete the transaction. I thought I had given all of the necessary information to you. Do we both need to submit it to the bank? I have never filled one of these out before, so I may need your help.
What day is it over there? Is it the same as it is over here? What is your favorite color and flower? What are you doing for Valentine's Day? Keep in touch!
Hugs, Kisses, and Sniffs!
LOVE,
Googoo

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Dear George Oscar Bluth II <You can't fight it forever. I'll always be your Googy Googoo>
I have been wondering why you keep me in the dark for so long, I appreciate you confirm receiving of the affidavit and form from the bank.
Why should your personal assistant jealous about our relationship? Did you having any affair with her? I know we woman are always jealous, Ha ha ha .

I will advise you kindly fill the form quickly with all they requires and send to the Afribank. If you need my help in filling the form, I will like you send copy of the form to me and I will fill it as a specimen here and send to you, so you will know how you are going to fill the form proper with out any mistake and send back to the Bank.

It is Thursday over here, I hope is the same Thursday over there too.
My favorite flower is Yellow rose periwinkle. <WTF?> And what is yours? I will go to church to pray for Valentine’s for the progress of our transaction. I look forward for the good day we are going to meet our self face to face.
Have sweet dreams.

I will like you send mail to the Bank informing them that you are trying to fill the form and send to you soonest.

I will be waiting to hear from you quickly confirming your contact with the Afribank
Thanks, Yours Truly.
Kojo Adams.

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 08 Mar 2009 Posts: 14

great job

Posted: Sun Mar 22, 2009 6:20 am

^Thanks Bmac

There's more:

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Sir,

Following verification of the payment file and Affidavit document send to our Bank, Receiving of your mail and confirming sacking and you trying to repent and you in bit disarray,
We do not understand what you are talking about in this regards. <Surprisingly enough, I get that a lot>

What we need from you is for you to swiftly fill the form attached so we can get your approved payment transfer as instructed by the High Court of Justice.

You are advise to fill the payment declaration Form. We advice you should print out the form and fill in all require information correctly with CAPITAL letter, attach your recent passport photo copy or Drivers License and send back quickly due to the urgent attach to your approved payment.

You are advise to do this quickly to avoid cancellation of your Beneficiary payment as instructed.

We thereby advice you quickly fill in the form attach your recent passport photo copy or your divers license and send back accordingly for swift completion and approval of your payment transfer.

Yours Sincerely,

Mr. Jibril J Aku.
Executive Director, International Operations & Information Technology.

The personalized parts were in a different font, so they are still slightly altering a cut/paste script. I decided to spice things up by jeopardizing Kojo's anonymity.

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Mr. Jiblets,
Sorry, the form is asking for an amount in words, so is this a tariff or something? Should I put down the amount my girlfriend is transferring? It is a very hefty sum. I'm not even sure if it will fit on the line provided. This is a very difficult form to understand, you should be ashamed of yourselves. Also, my lover wants a copy of the form to show me how to fill it out, but I keep messing up when I try to send it to her. Can you send her a copy? Her email is:
mrskojo_accountant@XXXXXXX
I would appreciate it very much. I love her and desperately want to get in her pants. I'm sure she can help me with the various details of the form. Hopefully she will also let me keep a lock of her hair to make a love potion.
Thank you,
Mr. Bluth

Kojo is quite intuitive, sensing my difficulty with the form. Amazing.

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Mr. George Oscar Bluth II,
Please I am still waiting for the form you said the bank send to you for filling. You should know that this transaction required confidentiality and secrecy on my part as I am still in active Government services and any atom or tracing me to involve in international investment or transaction, it will warrant many trouble on my part due to the code of civil servant law of our Country.

Time is not on my side at this point in time as we need to get this done quickly. Please for God sake if you really know you want to help me out, kindly send me the form or you fill it and send to the Bank as demanded.

I will be waiting to hear from you quickly confirming your contact with the Afribank

Thanks, Yours Truly.
Kojo Adams.

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Kojo my little yellow rose periwinkle! Please call me Googoo.
I have contacted them, but they are slow polkas. It is a very confusing form. I have had questions for them, but they treat me like a mongoloid. Maybe I should just call the Afribank headquarters and prove to them what a man I am. You would definitely swoon then. I can not figure out which number to call for their main headquarters or presidents office though. Do you know who the president of Afribank is? For some reason the name Jeremy Bentham keeps coming to mind. Anyways, enough boring business; what is your favorite food? Mine is called Snuffleuppagus. It's goat fetus simmered in placenta. When you come to America I will cook it for you, with candles and Chuck Mangione music playing. Could you send me a picture of yourself? I want to dream of your face tonight.
Love and lust,
Googoo

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Mr. George Oscar Bluth II
Please I can not understand you any more, if you know you can not be of any assistant to me anymore let me know. I know I have spent some money to get the affidavit approved in your name already and file in application for claim to the Bank, God knows the Best. I ask you to forward the form the Afribank send to you for me to help fill it and send back to you for you to send to them and let them get this transfer completed.
I told you in my previous mails, not to put me into trouble as I am still in active Government services.

You asking for their telephone number, I do hope you have their e-mail with you, you can ask them to give you their telephone number so you can call them, but please for God sake never you let them know about my involvement in the transaction. All documents for the payment in your name are already with them now.

God sake if you really know you want to help me out, kindly send me the form or you fill it and send to the Bank as demanded.

I will be waiting you sending the form to me. I try to call you but your phone is in answering machine. I think you are trying to hide something from me. <Pot, meet kettle>

Thanks, Yours Truly.

Kojo Adams.

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Periwinkle,
I have tried forwarding the form, but I cannot. I asked the bank to send you one. Hopefully it arrives shortly. I feel like you are mad at me. What did I do to anger my angel? Are you really mine truly? I cannot fill out the form until the bank returns my message, because there is a confusing question. I think the bank is trying to keep the money for themselves. I really want to try to contact the President of the bank, but I cannot find his name on their web site. Do you know which bank is their main bank? Is it the one in Ghana? If I file a complaint, can I use you as a reference? They may not believe me alone. As for my phone number, it is the voice mailbox for my office. Since my assistant was fired I have nobody to answer my phones for me, so it goes to the message. I canceled my cell phone because I was constantly being bothered by my clients. When will you come to America? Will you need a job? Because I badly need an assistant. How many words a minute can you type? Did you send me a picture already? I can't seem to find one attached to any of your emails. Keep in touch, your emails brighten my day.
Happy Valentine's day, wish you were here.
LOVE
Googoo

I guess my loose tongue got her fired up enough to write this little essay:

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Dear George Oscar Bluth II (Googoo) < jump_4_joy

>

I receive your mail and notice you saying that you tried forwarding the form to me but you can not. Asking the bank to send form to me, don’t you know you are trying to put me into problems and definitely if I fund wanting I may loose my Job.

I sound this to you several time in our mails that I am still in active Government services and that we civil servant has been bound from partaking or involve in International transaction or Investment, Now you are asking the bank to send the form to me, whom do you tell them I am to you? You always trying to make me mad at you < Twisted Evil

>, don’t you know this transaction needs absolute secrecy and confidentiality from both of us? So please try all you can to fill the form and send it to the bank as requested or you personally forward the form to me and let me fill it an send to you so you can take correction on how to fill it and send back to the Bank.

You saying that there is a confusing question on the form, what is the confusing question? How can the Bank trying to keep the money for themselves ? When I have got the affidavit confirming the total money in your name already from the High Court of Justice. It is not possible for that bank to do that.

I have told you time without number that you don’t have to contact the president of the bank for any reason as all documentation covering these payment are all intact. Contacting any other branch of the bank will attract an eyebrow from different office or quarter.

I think you should let me know for once if you are willing to assist me out of this my present predicament or not. Your phone is not working, we can not talk to hear one another for once, and you are saying you love me, How can you love someone you have not talk with. I even doubting that if the money finally transfer to you there into your account in your country, I will not get any positive prove contact where I can meet with you to get my share of the total money for my investment there in your Country.

I love to come to America as soon as I get my retirement benefit and this money transfer out abroad. Asking if I need job? Definitely I will like to work as soon as I get to America. I am not a typist, I can only type little by little and not as a job.

I will be waiting confirming you sending the form to me or the Bank. I think you are trying to hide something from me. <I'll show you mine if you show me yours>

Thanks, Yours Truly.

Kojo Adams.

That meddling bank just won't leave us alone long enough for things to heat up.

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Sir,

Sequel to your none acknowledgement of the International Payment Transfer Form dated 11, February 2009

The form is an International Payment transfer form that will guide our Bank for none making transfer into wrong account of other customers that their payment is overdue for transfer also.

What do you mean by putting the amount your girlfriend is transferring? < I wonder if this is the same lad, or if it's his buddy or oga or whatever. I hope it's someone else, so he has to explain why he's now my lover> The documents file with us all proves in your name and not the name of any other person or girl.

The for is for us to complete our verification, screening of your payment file before we can send your payment file to the Ministry of Finance for the foreign exchange allocation approval before we can perfect your payment transfer.

The next day, I got another scripted email from the bank, which I won't bother posting, and which I honestly haven't even read all the way through. It has something to do with sending the form they're so proud of.
I finally forward the original Bank email with the crooked form to Kojo under the subject: A lady at the library taught me how to forward.

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Dear George Oscar Bluth II (Googoo)

How are you doing today? I know you have been trying to give me tough time in this transaction, < Crying or Very sad

> you said a taught you how to forward it at the library, which lady is that, is she your girlfriend? Are you not computer literate?

Here is the specimen on how you are to fill the form, I will like you print it out and fill it correctly and sign the Authorised Signatures portion under the form and quickly send it to the Bank so they can get this transaction completed without any more delay.
You should attach also you passport photo or copy of your drivers license as requested.

I will be waiting your confirmation of receiving of this Filled form and confirming you sending the form to Bank as soon as you complete the filling and signing. Don't trying hiding anything from me please.

Thanks, Yours Truly.

Kojo Adams.

Attached to this little knife in my heart is the form with the usual blue lad pen used to fill it in. I photochop a few parts to insert the total of the transfer, etc. And throw in a very lad-esque mouse scribble signature at the bottom and send it in to the bank along with a hopelessly blurred ID.

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Jaku,
Attached is the form you have requested. I have also attached a picture of my ID. Please inform Ms. Kojo Adams that I have done as she has asked. Have you seen her? I imagine she is gorgeous. She said she works for the government in Nigeria. Do you know what position she holds? I would really like to see a picture of her. Anyways, let me know if you catch sight of her. Also, if you need anything else, let me know.
-George (Kojo calls me Googoo)

It appears as though Kojo's harsh words muddled my brains so much, I accidentally let slip more info about the mysterious Kojo.
I sent this to her around the same time:

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Periwinkle,
I have not tried to give you a tough time. I had to go to that lady at the library because you powerless to help me forward the form. Our relationship is strictly physical. I am literate, I received an associates degree from an online college. Your rude words are not making things move along any faster.

Thank you for the specimen. I have sent the form on to the bank, along with my passport. I don't like how you treat me like a criminal and tell me I'm hiding something. You break my heart with your words. What else can I do to show my legitimateness? I pledge my soul to you.

You still haven't sent me a picture of yourself. Are you sure you aren't hiding anything?

My company is trying to move into Ghana and Nigeria. Maybe they could hire you now, so when you come to America they'll want to hire you on here at my branch. Do you want a job out there until you come here? Let me know. If you stop being rude to me I'd be a good reference.
Like, < Cool

>
Googoo

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Sir,

Base on confirmation receipt of your filled form, today 19, February 2009, confirming perfecting your contract payment USD$41.700, 000.00 transfers through Telex Transfer.
We advice you re-send the copy of your ID as the copy you send has no clearer view.

Once we confirm the clear picture of your ID, We file in an application for the foreign exchange allocation to be obtained from the Federal Ministry of Finance, we will get back to you with the document if ap proval is given by the Ministry of Finance.

Asking us to inform one Ms. Kojo Adams that you have done what she ask you to do and if I have seen her? We like to inform you that all documentation in the file send to our Bank all confirming you as the right beneficiary to the payment, not relating to Ms. Kojo Adams and we have not seen any one bearing Kojo Adams in our office since the beginning of this Year.

We like to inform you that we do not disclose the information of our Government cabinet’s officer so easily but due to your request and to put our contract payment straight we will let’s loose some information, we can not give to you her picture.

If you are talking of last Government dispensation cabinets members that name Kojo Adams sound reliable and respected < Laughing

>, there is a lady bearing Ms. Kojo Adams and she works as a personal assistance to past President late wife and she is still in the government now. Are you talking about this woman? Did she have any connection with your contract payment? Please inform us about this swiftly for us to put our records straight for the payment.

Your s Sincerely,

Mr. Jibril J Aku.
Executive Director, International Operations & Information Technology.

Well, her story checks out. Turns out she really is in government service.

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My Dear George Oscar Bluth II (Googoo)

I receive your mail and all content was well understood < liar > , I am not trying to treat you like a criminal my dear Googoo it is due to my desperateness to get this money our Abroad as this is where I pace my future after my active Government services and I will not like to loose it the Bank or to be confiscated by the Government.

I tender my apology if I have hot you in any way due to my mails response to you.
I will send you my picture and you will send yours to me in reciprocal (in return) with this we will know our self more finically in picture.

Your company moving to Ghana and Nigeria that sound very grate I will like to be one of there hire representative when I finally come to America disuse and have the business but celled up . < WTF does this mean? The only pidgin translators I know of only convert English to pidgin, so I'm yet to decipher this. >

I will be waiting your confirmation of receiving of this mail confirming your sending the form to Bank as they request and let us get this transaction completed quickly and let me have rest of mind here and see how I can be arranging for my traveling documents to meet with you there, if possible I will like you send me an online invitation Letter when the time comes so I can get my traveling document in place.

Thanks, Yours Truly.
Kojo Adams.

Her language skills seem to be deteriorating. I think she may have had a stroke.

Posted: Sun Mar 22, 2009 7:28 am

Enter, second banker (aka ID retrieval expert):

Quote:

From The Desk of: Mr. Henry Arogundade.
Afribank Plaza , (14th Floor) 51/55, Broad Street
Lagos . LS NG 00031.
Tel:234-803326-8236
E-mail: XXXXXXXXXX
Date: 23, February 2009.

Attn: Attn: George Oscar Bluth II
E-mail: XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

Subject: Re-Expecting Copy Of Your Passport Copy Or Drivers License/ Central Bank & Finance Ministry Instruction.

Sir,

Sequel to your none acknowledgement of our mail asking you to confirm copy of your passport copy or that of your Drivers License.
we are expecting your prompt confirmation of this mail instruction.

We like to inform you that your payment transfer need absolute urgency as Instructed by Central Bank and the Finance Ministry.

You are advice to acknowledge the receipt of this mail Instruction swiftly today.

We congratulate you for the success ahead.

Yours Sincerely,

Mr. Henry Arogundade.
Executive Director, Operation & International Transfer.

I send them a warped looking black and white ID (the one that's kicking around the forum) attached to the following:

Quote:

Here you are. Please release Ms. Kojo's funds; she said she might get in trouble if anyone finds out about it because she works for the Nigerian Government, so we have to hurry.

Well, in response, the first bank lad sneaks over to the desk of the second bank lad and fires off this:

Quote:

From The Desk of: Mr. Henry Arogundade.
Afribank Plaza , (14th Floor) 51/55, Broad Street
Lagos . LS NG 00031.
Tel:234-803326-8236
E-mail: XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

Attn: Attn: George Oscar Bluth II
E-mail: XXXXXXXXXXXXX.

Subject: Re- Send A Clearer Copy Of Your Passport Or Drivers License Acknowledgement Swiftly.

Sir,

Base on confirmation receipt of your unclear Copy of your passport today. For perfecting your contract payment USD$41.700,000.00 transfer through Online Banking Transfer.

We like to inform you that an application to obtain the foreign exchange allocation in your name has being filed with the Federal Ministry of Finance, we advise you send a clearer copy of your passport copy or your drivers license for swift completion of your approved beneficiary contract payment.

We have inform you that all documentation relating to this payment are all confirmed in your name and not in favour of Ms. Kojo as you always mentioned in your mails.

We will get back to you with the document, if approval is given by the Ministry of Finance.

Your s Sincerely,

Mr. Jibril J Aku.
Executive Director, International Operations & Information Technology.

I hate when lads expect to actually get what they ask for.

Quote:

sorry, apparently our scanner is undergoing problems. I will go to the library and use their scanner. Please have a patient demeanor during your wait.

Quote:

My Dear George Oscar Bluth II (Googoo)

How are you doing today? I hope the spirit of the Lord God protect you there in America.
I just send you my picture now as I promise to do. I will like you kindly send yours to me in reciprocal my dear Googoo.

I await hearing from your sending me your picture as I will love seeing your lovely statute body built.
Please remember the confidentiality involve in this transaction as I am still in active Government services and don’t allow the Banker to know I am involve in this grate transaction.

Thanks, Yours Truly.
Kojo Adams.

Wow. What an absolute dreamboat. I can't help but think she's trying to dissuade me from my obvious desires to bang her, but I find Whoopi Goldberg lookalikes very attractive, so she's not getting off so easy.
In this high stakes game of poke her, I see her unattractive picture and raise her an unattractive and full body picture (NSFW-ish, but mostly NSF eating, etc.)

Quote:

Periwinkle,
You have brought joy to my loins. Now I have a face to caress in my wettest passion dreams. You are more beautiful then I expected. I have included a picture for you to fantasize over as well. My company is trying to open branches in Nigeria, and I have put my name in for consideration to be part of a group to go out and hire people and get the new branch started. If I am selected, I will either get sent to Ghana or Nigeria!!! If I go to Nigeria, then I will be able to take you on a date to somewhere. Do they have any good Mexican Restaurants there? Let me know. I will keep you updated on the status of my African Adventure.
Googlypie

<Click to enlarge>
(Not recommended during mealtimes)

Quote:

My Dear George Oscar Bluth II (Googoo)

How are you doing today? I receive your handsome matured looking picture, I just print it out and keep it at the head side of my bed in my bedroom. Hope meeting you one on one after the successful completion transfer of the total money into your account there in your Country.

We have a wonderful Mexican restaurants here,.
I will like you give me progress update regarding our transaction with the Afribank, you know as I earlier inform you it is the total future of my live after my active Government services. Please remember to keep this within me and you alone as I am still in active Government services.

I will be grate thing of joy if you can come to Nigeria or Ghana so we can have a pleasure time. I look forward to that day that we will body huge fillings our self. < I can only assume this to mean crazy rough sex >

Please remember the confidentiality involve in this transaction as I wait for your update from the Bank.

Thanks, Yours Truly.
Kojo Adams.

Now that damn cock-blocking bank comes in and disrupts the weird sexual vibes with more boring business:

Quote:

Sir,

In confirmation receipt of mail today. We notice bad condition of your scanner machine, we will advice you swiftly go get the copy of your passport photo copy nor your Drivers License send to us to avoid wrong transfer of beneficiary payment Transfer, which our Ban will not be held liable for such incident.

We like to inform you that we are still expecting the Foreign Exchange Allocation document from the Federal Ministry of Finance to confirm the payment in your name

Hopefully before the end or today working hours or tomorrow we will receive the Foreign Exchange Allocation document which we are going to forward to you as it will be directed.

You are advice to acknowledge the receipt of this mail instruction today.

We use this medium to congratulate you for the success ahead.

Yours Sincerely,

Mr. Jibril J Aku.
Executive Director, International Operations & Information Technology.

I oblige with a converted dll file.

Quote:

Sir,
In confirmation receipt of mail confirming attach copy of your passport today.
Your said attach passport copy can not open and nothing was find in the attachment. We advice you re-go attach it properly and send to us swiftly as we just receive the foreign exchange allocation document confirming the payment in your name at about 12.35pm today.

You are hereby advice to send your passport copy for avoidance of transferring payment into wrong hands.
You are advice to acknowledge the receipt of this mail instruction today to ebanle us send copy of the foreign exchange allocation to you for proper observation and keeping .

Quote:

I will send it again. Are you sure this is my fault? What kind of computer are you using? Is it a Mac? I send a copy of this email to myself to see if it works for me.

Then about 5 minutes later, I send this:

Quote:

It opens just fine on my computer. You must be using DOS or something.

I guess that's all they needed...

Quote:

Sir,

In confirmation receipt of the approved Foreign Exchange Allocation from the Federal Ministry of Finance Dated 25th February 2009, We like informing you that we are still expecting the Gazette International Bank Settlement Draft from the Central bank to give us the go-ahead authority to perfect your funds transfer as directed.

Find attach here is foreign Exchange allocation document confirming the payment of USD$41,700,000.00 in your name by the Federal Ministry of Finance.

In receipt of the International Gazette Bank Settlement Draft from the Central Bank and completion of verification of your payment transfer documents by our Bank Foreign Contract Payment Department, you will be contacted on how to get your payment transfer.

You are advice to acknowledge the receipt of this attach document for swift completion, transfer of your payment.

We use this medium to congratulate you for the success ahead.

Yours Sincerely,

Mr. Jibril J Aku.
Executive Director, International Operations & Information Technology.

I then proceed to harass the bank daily for my 41.7mil. I finally get bored with their excuses and go back to seducing Kojo:

Quote:

I miss you Periwinkle. I will hear this week whether or not I will be allowed to go to Africa. I hope and pray that I will be permitted. If I come I will bring you a gift. Anything you desire. I only hope that you do not find a new boyfriend before I arrive. I imagine myself riding an elephant with you when I arrive. That day must come.
All of my heart and blood,
Googoo

Not quite a Newb Joined: 12 Mar 2009 Posts: 42

Hahaha! It's hillarious what a lad will do to keep you interested, even if it is going through a sex change and trying to seduce you.

Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 6:37 am

^^ no kidding, I just sent the banker to M7CN secure, and in a state of panic, she sends me another pic, this one a close up. I think I've gotten a measurement on that gap in her teeth. 3 hugemeters.

Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 5:14 pm

that was good, aren't u glad u found this site? i stumbled on it today, i have a bazillion logs on my other pc to post, i got one from last nite i'm about to post too...

Not quite a Newb Joined: 02 Mar 2009 Posts: 21

Very entertaining...I was laughing a lot. I love the bat boy avatar too Razz

419Eater is my life Joined: 31 Mar 2009 Posts: 327

That's great!!! I don't know when I've laughed so hard!

I'm new here to this site. I've been reading the letters archive for a while, and then I started on reading the forum and registered. I used to HATE getting the scam mail, but I've since learned it can be so much fun! Very Happy

I haven't baited any of them yet, but I hope to soon. I still have some more to read and learn before I do, of course.
Thanks for sharing your fine work!

Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2009 12:55 am

Welcome Jasper!
Go into the helps and hints forum and get a mentor, read the stickies, bait safe, etc.

I got sick of posting this bait, but there's much more. Someday I'll summarize/post the rest.

I feel sorry for you if you laughed so hard at this one. This pales in comparison with some of the wacky stuff going on around here.

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