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Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 4:12 pm

Just a normal Next of Kin scam, but this guy has kindly taken me on.....

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THANKS AND GET BACK TO ME BE BLESS

Dear Mike Sol ari,

Many thanks for your mail in response to my my business proposal. I am sure my email must have come to you as a suprise since you have not known me or even heard of me before now. I also know as well as you do that you are in no way related to the late Andreas Schr anner, but as his lawyer, I want you to act as the next of kin so that the account balance can be transferred into your account for us to share according to the agreed sharing ratio. May I state here that I am happy that you are a banker and can handle this very perfectly.

First and foremost, I want you to know that I am a man of 50 years, a Lawyer by profession and I am married with four children. But there is one thing I want you to know. I don't want a situation whereby when we start this business and in the course of the transaction, you change by trying to cheat me along the line. I am saying this because sometimes human beings change when it comes to dealings with money. I have contacted you hoping that we two can always understand and trust each other. Moreso, I want you to know that this transaction must be kept absolutely confidential because of its nature until we conclude it. I am banking on you not to disclose this business to any body.

I therefore, want you to provide me with the following information:

1. Your full names and address:
2. Your telephone and fax numbers:
3. Your bank name and address:4. Your account number:5. Account name (Beneficiary):6 Routing number: I will even prefer you to open a new account purposely for this business if that will be convenient for you.

The above information when provided will be used to prepare an official letter from my office to the Barclays Bank Plc., presenting you as the next of kin to the deceased Late Mr. Andreas Schr anner who was my client. This will be followed up by processing an AFFIDAVIT of CLAIM and securing a LETTER of ADMINISTRATION on your behalf in the Royal Court here in London, UK, to seek for the approval of the account balance of late Mr. Andreas Schr anner in Barclays Bank Plc to be transferred into your account as the next of kin (beneficiary). Note that there are no risk involved and you are not going to appear here in the bank until the funds are transferred into your account as I will be here to represent you. I will come over to your country for the sharing of the £10,500,000.00 (Ten Million five hundred thousand Pounds Sterling only) which is about US$20,600,000.00 (Twelve million, six hundred thousand United States Dollars only) between us and we shall go into business relationship (partnership) if you so desire. Do not entertain any fear as all modalities have been perfected and all that remains now is for us to fullfill the banks obligations. I need your undivided attention, efforts and willingness in the realisation of this goal. I hope you will reason with me and lets not lose this life time opportunity. I also want to remind you now that "The Way to Greatness" in life is not easy, and as such you have to be serious and up and doing as to make sure that we conclude this business within the shortest possible time.

I want you to know also that there will be no problems in the transfer of the funds into your account as this can be done in installments as the bank will be directed and every process will be carried out under the ambit of the law. I am here to see that everything goes well and accordingly.

May I please ask you these few questions:

1. Can I really trust you by entrusting these funds into your account?
2. Is your account safe and capable of receiving this money without any Authority in your country raising eyebrow? 3. Can you make me believe that you will not leave me in the cold when the money hits your account?
4. How old are you?
5. What are the business opportunities in your country? 6. What business are you into?

Sorry that I have to ask these questions. I am doing this now because I want to be sure what I am doing and who I am dealing with.

I am waiting for your quick and positive response and telephone call today, while counting on your assistance and support.

Regards,

Barrister James M. Larry (QC)

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Mr Larry,

You ask:

1. Can I really trust you by entrusting these funds into your account?
2. Is your account safe and capable of receiving this money without any Authority in your country raising eyebrow? 3. Can you make me believe that you will not leave me in the cold when the money hits your account?
4. How old are you?
5. What are the business opportunities in your country? 6. What business are you into?

1: You can't. You contacted me, remember?
2: No, international limits are $10,000 without proper IRS and Homeland Security notification.
3: No, How do I know you will really send me the money after I clear the field?
4: Why the hell is that important?
5: Do some research yourself and you tell me what you want to do. This is the USA, the land of opportunity.
6: See my website: www.w ood y bran d.150m.com.

You may call me at (641) 715-xxxx

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Dear Mike,

I am in receipt of your mail and noted wel;l all you stated therein and will not fail to apologize to you, if by my numerous questions you were offended.

Having gone through your answers, I am convinced in my heart that you will not betray me. I tried to call you with tel. number + 1 641 715 xxxx for us to talk but I got the switch board that was asking me to enter the extension number of the person I wish to reach. Inview of this, I will like you to send me your extension number so that I can call you again today.

Better still you can reach me on telephone number: +44 702 401 xxxx .
On the type of business to go into, I will make search in the U.S as you advised but since you are a citizen on ground right there in the U.S I trust you know the best business that moving and profitable which one can invest on.

While I look forward to receiving the account coordinate where the funds would be wired into, have a wonderful weekend relaxation.
Regards,
Barr. J ames L arry

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Mr. Larry,
Please forgive me for not being clear with my telephone number. I am currently in India closing a deal and my satellite phone is not always reliable. My weekend was far from relaxing, all business and it is hot as hell here too. I am at extension 68679#. Be sure to check the time zone difference as I do not want to be woken up at 3am.

Mike Sol ari

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Dear Mike,

Your mail was well received and I would like to know when you will be in the U.S so that we can talk.

However, ahead of your arrival, I would like you to send me the full details of where you want the funds to be sent into so that I can proceed with processing and procurement of all the necessary legal documents that will facilitate smooth transfer of the funds to you.

I await receipt of the info to commence.

Regards,
Barr. J ames L arry

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Mr. Larry

A simple bank transfer will do. This way there are sufficient records for the IRS and Homeland Security.

I will need your bank and account information in order to clear a connection with the FBI and my accountants.

Mike Sol ari
CEO Sol ari Enterprises
www.w ood y bran d.150m.com

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Dear Mike,

When precisely will you be in the United States as it is important we talk on the phone since your satellite phone is not working in India.

On the info you needed, even when I give it to you, there is no way you can access it because the account has been dormant for years now and need to be reactivated before one can access it.

Hence all that is required of you is for you to send me the account information where you wanted the funds to be transferred into for me to start the processing of all the legal documents that will pave way for smooth transfer of the funds to you as I stated in my mail of yesterday.

I await your understanding in this regard.

Barrister J ames L arry

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Dear Mr. Larry,

Please see the attached article [newspaper clipping about a million rupee deal in organic tobacco with the minister of agriculture] about my work here in India. I am nearly complete here.

Where are you located?

I can arrange to meet you with my accounting staff.

Please go forward in doing what you need to do to reactivate the account. I will need to know where it is coming from in order to grand access. Hence, my accountants tell me, we need your banking information first.

If you would, please forward to me your legal and business credentials.

Sincerely,
Mike Sol ari
CEO Sol ari Enterprises
www.w ood y bran d.150m.com

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[no reply for a couple of days]

Mr. Larry,

Please, you must be prompt in answering me if you expect us do to business together.

Mike Sol ari

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Dear Mr. Mike,

Thank you very much for your email correspondence; Sorry for the slight delay in responding to your email as I have been busy attending to some of my clients and preparing litigations. Like I did intimate you in my very first correspondence to you, I am based in the UK, but you have to know at this stage that the confidentiality of this transaction cannot be over-emphasized; I will prefer at this point to keep this transaction as confidential as possible at least till we successfully have the money sent to your provided bank account.

I have taken time to search for a reliable person that will assist me in this mutually beneficial transaction, considering my position as the attorney to my deceased client, late Andreas Schr anner, I am privy to a lot of information which bothers around his days on earth and I can categorically say that there is nobody that can come out later to lay claims of being his next of kin, it may interest you to know that I went as far as traveling to Germany to investigate and could not find any one whatsoever.

Sol ari, I see this as a golden opportunity not only to make some good money but also as an opportunity to achieve some of the lifelong dream of my Late client: before his painful death, he has always wanted to have a foundation in Somalia, being an affectionate person, we both discussed how to start a foundation that will train 15 children every year in Somalia and also build a medical facility that will offer free medical delivery, it may interest you to know that a lot of African Children are dying every day of Hunger and Starvation, the dreaded HIV symptoms is eating into the very fabrics of the African youth, I know by the time we have this money transferred into your bank account, I will travel to Somalia and still make this dream come alive.

What we should do at this stage now is to do proper documentation in your name i.e. Letter of Administration and Oath without will in your name, this I will obtain from a court of law here in London, as the attorney of late Andreas Schr anner,I have been assigned the duty of
presenting the next of Kin, therefore anybody I Present to the Finance House Holding the funds will be accepted so long as all the necessary documentation are done.

Please send the following information so that I can commence the documentation immediately:

YOUR FULL NAMES

FULL ADDRESS

YOUR DIRECT PHONE/FAX NUMBERS

I also want you to call me on my direct line +44-750-6619388 immediately you receive this email, I shall be awaiting your call.

Thank you.

Barrister J ames L arry
+44-750-6619xxx

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Mr. Larry,
I am currently in the Mumbai International Airport about to get on a plane to Amsterdam with my accountant, Ch uck Yea gher.

Please forward to me the adress of your offices. I intend to send my accountant to your office in London early next week to meet you and discuss this project in confidence. He will have only 1 day to meet you so I am thinking it might be better for you to get a conference room at Heathrow so more time can be spent on negociations rather than taxi rides.

Please let me know the arrangements you create and I will make sure he is there to meet you.

You may contact Ch uck directly at Ch [email protected]

Gotta run!!!!! Leave me a message on my voicemail and I will check it before I go to bed tonight.

Mike Sol ari
(xxx) 715-xxxx x 68679#

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Dear Mike Sol ari,

Thank you very much for your quick response to my email, my address remains the same as in my first correspondence to you, I do not feel too comfortable having a meeting with a third party, because I am still insisting on confidentiality of this transaction, I really will crave your fullest indulgence in this business, even if you want me to meet with you in Amsterdam, I have a couple of legal and trusted colleagues in Amsterdam who can even be of help to you while you are there, just you let me know where you be there and I will either fly down to meet you or ask one of my colleagues to have the meeting with you.

You advised that I leave a voice message for you, I rather we speak than leaving voice messages, my numbers are +44-750-661xxxx, call me immediately you get this email so that we can finalize our meeting as it is imperative we have this transaction started as
soon as possible. Delay is dangerous.

Thank you

Barrister J ames L arry

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[I let him stew for a couple of days]

Dear Mr. Mike,

I hope you arrived Amsterdam safely? Sequel to your last mail and my reply, I am waiting to hear from you if I will meet you up in Amsterdam. It is important I hear from you today.

Barrister J ames L arry

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Dear Mr. Mike,

Thank you very much for your email correspondence; Sorry for the slight delay in responding to your email as I have been busy attending to some of my clients and preparing litigations. Like I did intimate you in my very first correspondence to you, I am based in the UK, but you have to know at this stage that the confidentiality of this transaction cannot be over-emphasized; I will prefer at this point to keep this transaction as confidential as possible at least till we successfully have the money sent to your provided bank account.

I have taken time to search for a reliable person that will assist me in this mutually beneficial transaction, considering my position as the attorney to my deceased client, late Andreas Schr anner, I am privy to a lot of information which bothers around his days on earth and I can categorically say that there is nobody that can come out later to lay claims of being his next of kin, it may interest you to know that I went as far as traveling to Germany to investigate and could not find any one whatsoever.

Sol ari, I see this as a golden opportunity not only to make some good money but also as an opportunity to achieve some of the lifelong dream of my Late client: before his painful death, he has always wanted to have a foundation in Somalia, being an affectionate person, we both discussed how to start a foundation that will train 15 children every year in Somalia and also build a medical facility that will offer free medical delivery, it may interest you to know that a lot of African Children are dying every day of Hunger and Starvation, the dreaded HIV symptoms is eating into the very fabrics of the African youth, I know by the time we have this money transferred into your bank account, I will travel to Somalia and still make this dream come alive.

What we should do at this stage now is to do proper documentation in your name i.e. Letter of Administration and Oath without will in your name, this I will obtain from a court of law here in London, as the attorney of late Andreas Schr anner,I have been assigned the duty of
presenting the next of Kin, therefore anybody I Present to the Finance House Holding the funds will be accepted so long as all the necessary documentation are done.

Please send the following information so that I can commence the documentation immediately:

YOUR FULL NAMES

FULL ADDRESS

YOUR DIRECT PHONE/FAX NUMBERS

I also want you to call me on my direct line +44-750-661xxxx immediately you receive this email, I shall be awaiting your call.

Thank you.

Barrister J ames L arry
+44-750-661xxxx

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Mr. Larry,
I am sorry, but you mentioned in your last e-mail that you were uncomfortable meeting with my accountant. Let me tell you something, he is my brother-in-law and you can trust him as you trust me.

This is the second time you have questioned my judgment and my business acumen. Who the hell are you to even try to suggest how I run my business or who I have surrogate for me? Ch uck is the money man, he understands it all. I am the big picture guy, the planner, the negotiator. Did you read the article about me in India? Well, go back and read it so you can get an idea of the caliber of business man you are dealing with. How dare you.

My luggage has been mis routed so I am here in my hotel in the same clothing I have worn for the last two days. It should get here soon, but I am not a happy man.

Now, who are these associates you want me to meet here in Amsterdam? I don't have time for any tom-foolery so I much rather meet you personally (talk about trust) in your London offices.

You never sent me your credentials. When will I receive this?

If you can convince me that your men are trustworthy and truly represent you, I may be able to meet them for breakfast. Are they available tomorrow morning? I will check my voicemail later today, but i expect a full apology for you doubting the honor of my accountant brother-in-law and of my business operations.

Now, stop wasting time so we can wrap this deal up!

Mike Sol ari
CEO Sol ari Enterprises
www.w ood y bran d.150m.com

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Dear Mike Sol ari,
I am in receipt of your email and was surprised at the way you reacted to my last email, you must understand my position here; I introduced a mutually beneficial transaction to you,I never doubted your accountant, all I wanted was to keep my transaction very confidential, you introduced Mr Charles as your accountant and not your brother in law and even if you introduced him as your brother in law, that does not mean I should trust him hook line and sinkler,infact I was very amazed about the tone you used in your last email.
Mr Sol ari,at one time other in life, one might be privileged to even have dealings with the likes of Bill Gates, Richard Branson etc,so I do not see what’s so special in doing business with you.
You must realize that I never called your accountant untrustworthy, I was only just careful because should there be any form of mistake in this business, I will be the one to lose more, you may not be affected in any way because you are already a successful businessman.
Mr Sol ari,in as much as I understand your present state because of the delay of your luggage, that does not give you the impetus to use such hard words on me, if there should be any form of doubt here, I should be he one doubting you because I tried severally to go through your profile in the web page you provided and all I got was just a blank page, I believe respect should be reciprocal, I introduced this business and I do not see any thing wrong with me making some suggestions on how to achieve success in a matter that I originated.
While I want this business to be a success, I must let you know at this point that I need transparency and honesty, I have given you my address in London, you can go and check it out, bossing me around in my deal will not be tolerated by me, if you are not comfortable with my terms, then you can as well forget the whole transaction.
My suggestion for legal assistance in Amsterdam was just a friendly suggestion so you can as well forget it....I don’t indulge in Tom-Foolery.
I do not think you deserve any apology from me because I have never doubted your Accountant's honour nor did I know he was your brother in law. You have my phone number, you can always call me and I will be there to pick your calls, I do not believe in voice messages when doing REAL business..
Have a great day.
Larry

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Mr. Larry,

How incompetent are you? You say that my web-site gives you a blank page, but I just checked it out and it comes through just fine!

http://www.w ood y bran d.150m.com/

You scared the heck out of me! I just about had a heart attack! That web page is responsible for 2.3 million dollars of business just last year! It is also one of my only recruiting methods for expanding my West Africa operations.

Do you take pleasure in taunting me?

I have taken you on, and remember, YOU were the one to contact ME so the onus of trustworthiness lies on YOUR shoulders.

Did you read what I accomplished in India? Who the hell are you to talk about REAL business? What have you shown me in relation to ANY of your accomplishments apart from your seeming limited ability to use e-mail? You will apologize, and you will be gracious about it. Or is looking good and being right more important to you than the money? How childish. Dammit, where the hell is my Tylenol, you've given me one heck of a headache.

We will go NO further until you convince me of your professionalism, your identity, and the validity of your resume. You say you are a lawyer, well, what have you done?

You are the block that is the impediment in completing this deal. I diverted my flights to Amsterdam and I am the one spending money to get Ch uck over to YOU in London. I am the one spending 450 Euros a night at the Hilton, just to close your deal.

Now, are your boys ready to meet me here for breakfast tomorrow?

You can choose the place, I will choose the time. Just make sure there are white table cloths and they serve a good eggs Benedict.

E-mail me their names and where they will be. I get awful hungry in the morning.

Mike Sol ari

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[He may twig at this point, I plan to rachet up the abuse as this goes on, Mike has a bad temper and does not like to be dragged around. We'll see hoe far this goes.] Evil or Very Mad

Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 4:22 pm

Is there anybody out there who can call this guy to arrange breakfast at a snooty Amsterdam restaurant?

Thanks!
Laughing

Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 6:38 pm

I love how he will not meet with your accountant/bro-in-law, but expects you to meet with his "associates." What happened to his concern for confidentiality?

Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 3:48 pm

I think he is about to twig, Advise anyone?
Question

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Mr Mike,

I eventually open your web page and was a bit shocked that this is the web site that is responsible for your so called multi million dollar business.
A news paper clip is not enough proof that you have so many project in India or wherever, anybody can cut a newspaper clip and placed on the internet. The Nicon Hilton In Amsterdam situated at Schipol Airport is where I have stayed before, so there is no big deal with you paying whatever amount you claim to be paying.
At this degree of paranoia that is been displayed by you, I do not think I can continue any further with you because you are not the kind of person I will want to do business with..
Have a great day.
Larry

Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 4:01 pm

Ok, here is my idea: Idea

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Today 8/27

Mr. Larry,
I respect your choice not to work with me, we are both busy people up to big projects. I am transforming organic tobacco agriculture in the third world, and you are helping children with aids, both excellent projects. I am FAR from paranoid, I am just what they call Hot Headed, and it is what has made me succcessful. You sir, are a JERK, but if that is what makes you successful, then God bless you. I am willing to give up my differences with you though and go back to a professional relationship.

I will not miss your project since I have just taken on another project in helping two orphans in Nigeria recover the wealth left by their parents who were killed on the last flght of the Concord. A very sad story and one that also angers me. There seem to be some corrupt officials in the Nigeran probate department who are witholding the inheritance due these two childern unless the daughter prostitutes her self to the same corrupt government officials. They are both devout Christians just as I am, so I am drawn to help these poor kids recover what is due to them. What I would earn, only 3 million dollars, I would re-invest in my West African business operations.

I would offer you the opprtunity to help out, your legal skills may help in getting these kids visa's to go to the UK and finding foster parents, and the money involved does not seem to be too much for me to spend, but I can see it being a lot for them in Nigeria. It seems to be just a matter of paying for and generating the proper paperwork and a few stretegic bribes.

If you don't want to work with me, so be it. If you want to help, let me know.

Mike Solari

Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 10:44 pm

I have been baiting barrister jay petersen and he has sent me two lots of "Andreas Scr4nner" documents.

If these are any use to you. PM me with an email address and I will mail them to you.

Jay was from Pretoria but the second time I baited him he was working with someone in Paris.

Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2008 10:40 pm

He Writes:

Dear Mr Mike,
I am in receipt of your mail and I also thank you for giving me the oppourtunity to work for you as your atorney in the Nigerian connection;but like I did mention in my last email to you,I am not interested in doing any business with a "Hot Headed" person,moreso when it has to do with Nigeria,a country reputed for corruption and various Scam.However,if
Thank you once again.
Larry.

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I write:

Mr. Larry,
Are you saying that those children are perptrating a scam?
I've already sent them $500 so they would have a roof over their heads.
Though it's not much money, I'd be very embarassed if I have been swindled. If this is indeed a scam, could you please explain to me how this works so I might not be fooled again?

And what is your issue with Hot Headed people? Most if not all successful business people are VERY passonate about what they do. If that passion were non existant, I would very much doubt their integrity and drive to succede.

Now, I am leaving Amsterdam tomorrow morning, I have a 3 hour lay-over in Heathrow, then I will be on my way back to Los Angeles.

If you are still interested in closing your deal, I could meet you in the arrivals lounge of Heathrow and have a "spot of Tea" with you before I fly out again. I don't know Heathrow outside of the transit area very well, so you can pick the place.

Leave me a voice mail on my number and I will check it in the morning. I arrive at LHR at 09:30 and I fly out at 12:45.

Mike S olari

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He writes:

Dear Mike Solari,

After going through your email, I have decided to work with you because you seem a very interesting character and I know we shall become good associates very soon.

As regards the business in Nigeria, I never said they were perpetuating scam, I am only just being careful which is my usual style in life, I am presently involved in a case which has to do with somebody in Nigeria claiming to have some large sum of money to transfer to London and my client so far has paid out over $16000 as transfer fees and from all indication no such money is available to be transferred and I have come to understand that this kind of scam is very rampant in Nigeria,however,if you want me to investigate ,I will gladly do that for you because I am presently in contact with the Anti Graft Agency in Nigeria because of the case I am presently handling, all you need do is to forward the names and addresses of the people you have been dealing with for verification, I can as well commence the investigation on Monday next week with the Nigeria High Commission in London because I am presently in Scotland.

As regards our meeting at Heathrow, I will have to fly in from Scotland tomorrow morning which is less than an hour to meet with you at the appointed time and place after which I will head back to Scotland to conclude my assignment there, I look forward to seeing you soon.

Barr. James Larry

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I wonder where he really is, if someone could tell me. Here are some headers:

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Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2008 10:51 pm

OH MY, I just noticed that I am now a Master Baiter!! I am SOOOO Excited. Very Happy

Lets see what happens in LHR:

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Today at 3:50pm CA time:

Mr. Larry,

Very Well,

I will meet you at The Giraffe in Terminal 1. I arrive on BA 0427 at 10:05 am. I should make it there by 10:35. Please order ahead for me eggs benedict, black coffee, and a mimosa. Please print out a large copy of my company motto (from my website) and place it on the table to make it easy for me to find you.

I will check my voicemail first thing. (641)715-3xxx x 686xx#

Good Night, I am really tired.

Mike So lari
CEO Sol ari Ente rpr ises
ww w.woo dybrand.150 m.co m

Posted: Wed Sep 03, 2008 8:13 pm

Aug 29:

I wrote:

Mr. Larry,

Where were you?

I waited until the last call to board my flight.

I am waiting right now to connect at JFK in NYC back to LAX.

Do you not take me seriously?

M ike So lari.

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Barr Jam es Larr y to me
show details Aug 30

Hello Mike,
I arrived Heathrow at about 10:30am in the morning and I checked some of the flights from Amsterdam and I actually did not know how to track you untill I went to the internet nearby and saw your mail,I am sure we must have missed each other at the airport.
Call me as soon as you get to the United States .
Thank you.
Mike

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Mike So lari to bar rjamesl
show details Sep 2 (2 days ago)

Mr. Larry,
My Accountant (and brother-in-law) is still in Amsterdam making a short vacation for himself and his family. I can still arrange for him to meet you when he returns. Let me know if this will work for you. Please forward to him any paperwork you will need prepared prior to your meeting.

Mike

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Dear Mike,

Thanks for your email.Please send me the telephone nubers of your accountant so tha I can give him a call, it is very important I speak with him personally so that we can discuss the modalities involved in this business.Like I said earlier in one of my emails to you, I am very interested in working with you.

I shall be expecting your response.

Larry

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[Pass it off to Chuck Yeaggher, got him a free voice mail account too!]

Mike S olari to chuc key.y
show details 8:28 am (4 hours ago)

Chuck, could you handle this please?

Mike
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From Chuck to Larry:

Barrister Larry,

Mike really wants me to finally close this deal. Ya know, I LOVE that man, but he is a real slave driver. That is a credit to him though, I do not know anybody more driven and successful than he is. It seems that anything he puts his hands on turns into gold. Though he has a bit of a temper, you can't take it personally. I owe him my life. Before I married his sister, I was a homeless vet from the Granada war. It was hell. I still have a Cuban bullet in my gut. You ever been shot? Well let me tell you pal, it is not fun. I still wake up at night sometimes sweating and hearing the sound of crack, thwap, clunk and me hitting the dirt with blood everywhere. Mike and his family took me and saved my life. Well, that is beyond the point.

I am still on vacation, but I will try to take your call.
(303) 593-xxxx.

Chuck
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I hope he calls. Is it possible to post a .wav file here?

Shocked

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